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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde
came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had it hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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Oil?
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Ok, ok, ok......."why do blonds wear panties?"
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What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
Look: Doughnut Seeds!!!! |
What? 710? That's right!
HAhahahaaa! Isn't it??? |
Ahh, the good old 710...which works in parellel with the ID 10T sensor.
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How does a blond turn on the light after *******?
Opens the car door. |
Why are womans feet shorter than a mans?
Its a genetic thing.....So they can stand closer to the sink |
What do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING. You already told her twice. |
Why did God invent woman?
Sheep can't cook! |
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Q: Why do men break wind more than women? A: Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A: A woman who won't do what she's told. |
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything for days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son. A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. |
Why are wedding dresses White?
So they don't clash with the washer and dryer! |
Why are Divorces so expensive?
Because they are worth it.... |
What's the leading cause of Divorce?
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Originally Posted by Dragon' date='Oct 10 2002, 07:37 AM
Why are Divorces so expensive?
Because they are worth it.... |
Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Oct 10 2002, 10:23 AM
What do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING. You already told her twice. That's one of my all time favorties!! |
Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Oct 10 2002, 08:37 PM
[quote name='9BASE3' date='Oct 10 2002, 10:23 AM']What do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes?
NOTHING. You already told her twice. That's one of my all time favorties!![/quote] and THIS, is why we all love you |
Exactly.
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Well Thanks!
But, I do think it's funny! You've already told her twice!! AHAHAHAAA! |
Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Oct 10 2002, 09:28 AM
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Q: Why do men break wind more than women? A: Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A: A woman who won't do what she's told. |
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