Blarg!
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From: Tallahassee, FL
Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Sep 22 2003, 01:57 PM
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
(link...freakin hilarious quotes!...I was about to post some hilarious quotes, but I realized they're all funny)
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Joined: Sep 2002
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From: I'M RIGHT HERE!!! in Toronto
Yes man!
I try and read them all. . but end up laughing so hard I cry.
Can't see to type!
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
I try and read them all. . but end up laughing so hard I cry.
Can't see to type!
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 22,465
From: California
i like this one
"you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, that tallest guy in the nba is chinese, the swiss hold the americas cup, france is accusing the us of arrogance, germany doesnt want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in the us are named bush dick and colon, need i say more?
chris rock
"you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, that tallest guy in the nba is chinese, the swiss hold the americas cup, france is accusing the us of arrogance, germany doesnt want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in the us are named bush dick and colon, need i say more?
chris rock