So I turned 22 on Friday... Nothing out of the ordinary. Head out to a concert, knock back a couple drinks, eat some cake... typical stuff. But my gifts this year... what the hell? I got a bunch of the typical stuff, CD's, tickets,clothes, tools, money, but to add to it, I received:
- 2 sponge bob DVD's - 1 talking sponge bob doll - sponge bob toothbrush - "make your own sponge bob: just add sponge" kit - sponge bob slippers To clarify, I do like the show. I watch it every now and then... I've seen maybe 5 episodes in total, so its not like I am a fanatic or anything. Now, get this... My girlfriend gave me a pair of silk-like Sponge Bob boxer shorts. She knows the only time I were undies is when I go to bed... Even better, my brother gives me a Sponge Bob THONG... Its Large, so obviously meant to fit me and not my girlfriend. As funny as these gifts are... I'm left wondering: Do I seem like the type of guy to want to be sexually aroused by a sponge? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
It is your destiny. Become one with the sponge.
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Damn, that's harsh. Did you have to act like you liked it LOL
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I don't think I've ever said so many "what the hell?"'s before bursting into laughter when receiving gifts. If they were the only gifts my bro/girlfriend had gotten me, I would have acted like I liked them.
Weird thing is, I got tese gifts from about 5 different people, and they all claim they didn;t talk to each other about it. |
they are obviously lying to you.
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I agree.
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Originally Posted by scathcart' date='Dec 12 2004, 09:21 PM
This made me laugh..... loudly! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif Dude send me the Sponge BoB thong!!! As everyone as my witness I will post pics of me in your SB thong. |
Originally Posted by scathcart' date='Dec 12 2004, 09:21 PM
As funny as these gifts are... I'm left wondering: Do I seem like the type of guy to want to be sexually aroused by a sponge? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
do you expand in water too? |
Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Dec 12 2004, 10:07 PM
This made me laugh..... loudly! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
Dude send me the Sponge BoB thong!!! As everyone as my witness I will post pics of me in your SB thong. thats so wrong, but i think you should do it |
and least it wasnt SQUIDWARD undies!
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