Bear's Are Gonna Get Raped!
09-15-2003, 09:01 AM
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If you're gonna go out and rape a bear, you probably want to stick with the cub. They're smaller, and easier to handle. But kidnapping the bear might be in your best interest; if you stay where you found the bear, the mother is sure to be close by, which could end up in your face being raped by the mother bear's claws.
This concludes our session of "loving furry woodland creatures." Tune in next week, when Banzai himself will teach us all about "choosing deer: fawn, or doe?"
This concludes our session of "loving furry woodland creatures." Tune in next week, when Banzai himself will teach us all about "choosing deer: fawn, or doe?"
