basically

 

Did you watch the redskins game??



came back from 0-17 and kicked some ***!!



wooo hooo!!

 

boom what did i tell ya! we undefeated

 

Da Bears!!

 

DA BILLZ!!!!!!!!

 

If you're gonna go out and rape a bear, you probably want to stick with the cub. They're smaller, and easier to handle. But kidnapping the bear might be in your best interest; if you stay where you found the bear, the mother is sure to be close by, which could end up in your face being raped by the mother bear's claws.



This concludes our session of "loving furry woodland creatures." Tune in next week, when Banzai himself will teach us all about "choosing deer: fawn, or doe?"

 

football sux

 

seriously! curling is SOO the "in" sport now! get with it!

 

that is the most gay pansy sport i have seen!!!!

 

haha i have a doormat that says



"If we aren't home we are curling."



and it has a pic of a guy in full stance.

my canadian friends sent it to me as a joke.