Battery operated boyfriends
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Originally Posted by dysthymia' date='Oct 3 2002, 08:29 PM
Sometimes I wish my ex would get one so she'd leave my *** alone. All these booty calls are killing me. :POON:
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Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Oct 3 2002, 08:32 PM
[quote name='dysthymia' date='Oct 3 2002, 08:29 PM']Sometimes I wish my ex would get one so she'd leave my *** alone. All these booty calls are killing me. :POON:
Yup, they're good, but she's a boring lay anyhow. I need some new ***, STAT!
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From: Frederick MD
Haha... I never thought this thread would make it...
Actually I was just curious. My girl has 2. She uses them when I'm not around... I just wonder if that little fawker is any competition...
I mean...
He dosen't have to ***, so she never has to wait for me to get it up again. (Sorry, but sometimes I just need to get off...)
He only goes where she says (you get it..)
He's ALWAYS ready. (I'm not... I have a car to work on.)
He vibrates and wiggles & ****...(I've tried to do that... it's hard..)
He comes in an assortment of colors. (I can accomplish this, but it hurts...)
So that's where I was going with this.. Just hope he can lick *** like I do.
PS... She lets her girlfriends use them on her too... Is this cool?
Actually I was just curious. My girl has 2. She uses them when I'm not around... I just wonder if that little fawker is any competition...
I mean...
He dosen't have to ***, so she never has to wait for me to get it up again. (Sorry, but sometimes I just need to get off...)
He only goes where she says (you get it..)
He's ALWAYS ready. (I'm not... I have a car to work on.)
He vibrates and wiggles & ****...(I've tried to do that... it's hard..)
He comes in an assortment of colors. (I can accomplish this, but it hurts...)
So that's where I was going with this.. Just hope he can lick *** like I do.
PS... She lets her girlfriends use them on her too... Is this cool?
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From: Frederick MD
Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Oct 4 2002, 01:07 PM
WOW, i like ur gf. and it would only be a problem if the "LITTLE ******" as you said is bigger then u