Originally Posted by toplessFC3Sman' date='Mar 10 2005, 03:04 AM

reminds me of my McDonalds experience.... I was working there for a whole 2 weeks, i hated it so much, but anyway they stuck me back in the drivethru, and there were, as always, lots of cars coming thru. I had been asking to go to the bathroom for about an hour, and my bladder was just getting more and more full, especially since i had to keep opening the damn drive-thru window and getting all cold. well, eventually, i just had enough, and took a piss right there on the floor, and pretended to spill some cleaning solution on it. I called someone back, left to go to the bathroom and clean up myself, and let them mop my piss from the floor. and no, there wasnt any food stored back there, so its not like i was pissing on someones burgers or anything. but man, that was the best piss i ever took

Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Mar 10 2005, 12:00 PM

My worse experience was surveying one time. I was standing in the middle of this large field running the gun. All of a sudden I felt the shits come on. I tried to play it off at first hoping it would go away, but then it hit me hard. I radio'd to my rod man that I had to make a trip to the woods. About 300 yards into my journey to the woods I realized I was in trouble. My two options were drop trouser right there in the wide open for the dozer operators moving dirt around and my rodman to see, or try my best to keep what fluids I could inside me till I got to the woods. Needless to say I came back without socks, underware, and a shirt (I had a second shirt though this time). My pants were a little damp on the ass which was uncomforatable the rest of the day.