So this is the kind of story you can only share with the rest of the world via the internet...



I took my girlfriend to BaskinRobbins for some ice cream last night and there I was looking at what ice cream i wanted when i got the sudden urge to fart. Not wanting the counter staff or my girlfriend to suspect my indescretion i went over to the far counter and farted.



This is where everything got a bit skewed on me.



I felt something hot and wet running down my leg. It seems I had a bit of a tummy bug and only my ass knew about it. I had just diarehea (sp?) shat myself in the middle of BaskinRobbins, in front of the counter staff and my girlfriend.



Thankfully my girlfriend has a cold and a blocked nose... so she didn't smell and therefore suspect anything had happened. I kept her standing in front of me so she couldn't see my wet ass.



So anyway, I ordered my icecream, paid the counter girl and proceeded out the door. I gave my keys and icecream to my g/f, told her i needed to go to burger king next door, where I went to the restroom and spent 5 minutes shovelling muck out of my boxers.



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png

OMFG! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif That is brutally honest!

OMG they have baskin robbins in australia!!!!!

Ya musta ate something Spicey! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

wash your hands?

my rim is burning like the fires of arabia

that is ******* priceless

lmao! thats pretty funny. good on you fo being so calm

HAHAHA thats great.



at least you can laugh about it!



wait about a year, then tell the girl about it. I guarantee she will laugh her ass off

Smooth handling of the situation.