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Old Nov 17, 2003 | 06:38 AM
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This reminds me of the 3 guys out fishing one morning and one says" I had to promise my wife I would rebuild the deck to come today."

The middle one says" That's nothing, I had to promise to remodel the kitchen".

The other one didn't say anything. Finally they asked him what he had to do to get to go.

He said," I set the alarm for 5 am, when it went off I said to her, Honey you want sex or should I go fishing"? She said," be sure to wear a sweater".
Old Nov 17, 2003 | 12:00 PM
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Good plan! Sex, then fishing!
Old Nov 17, 2003 | 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Nov 17 2003, 01:00 PM
Good plan! Sex, then fishing!
You're missing the point Ed!!!
Old Nov 17, 2003 | 01:56 PM
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Hey, if I want to believe there's sex after marriage, let me!
Old Nov 17, 2003 | 01:58 PM
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UniqueTII.....reflections on being married:



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/index.php?...042&hl=marriage
Old Nov 17, 2003 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Nov 17 2003, 02:56 PM
Hey, if I want to believe there's sex after marriage, let me!
Sorry, that was like telling a kid that Santa Clause didn't exist. I again humbly apologize for crushing your dream.
Old Nov 17, 2003 | 01:59 PM
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What the **** are you talking about no Santa?



Now you're just pissing me off.
Old Nov 17, 2003 | 02:02 PM
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theres no santa?
Old Nov 17, 2003 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Nov 17 2003, 12:02 PM
theres no santa?
I definitely missed that memo!



When were you guys gonna tell me?!?
Old Nov 17, 2003 | 02:06 PM
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THERE IS NO SANTA, BUT ROTARY CLAUSE WILL VISIT ALL THE GOOD LITTLE BOYZ AT NOPISTONS THIS YEAR



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