So we went to Sarasota for a wedding this weekend, it was like a beard convention I swear. I was glad to have a beard cause the only guys without beards were gay! Never hung out with so many fellow bearded brethren, anyhow Baldy would have loved it.



There was only one other blonde bearded dude and he needed to work on his scruff a little more, I felt bad for him.

 

creepy flesh colored beards do not go over well

 

I have a straight-up lumberjack beard going on right now. Make y'all look like some damn pansies!

 

hairy *** **********ers

 

how the hell do you have a beard in florida? isnt it f-ing hot?



i shave, mines grey

 

i gots the goatee, my dentist liked it lol, he's all "damn i didn't recognize you, that's a nice beard" I said, something tells me beards and dentistry don't mix, i guess you kinda give up the beard dream when you go to dentist school, then i said, you did go to school right" he thought that was hilarious, what the **** was i talking about again? oh yea so I was fishing last night i caught this UGLY *** catfish, dude was PISSED, so i just let him get himself off the hook.



btw, blonde beards are cool rob if you get em thing, but if you dont then you look like tom petty.

 

Someone asked me that this past weekend, "doesn't that make you hot?"



Honestly, how often does your chin/jaw feel hot? When I'm sweaty, the place above the neck producing the most sweat is my forehead. Also, with a nice thick beard, you can run it through a water fountain and it keeps you nice and cool! I found out last night that if you have a thick-ish mustache and wet it down, it distributes a small amount of water for you to sip for a minute or so. Yum, facial-hair-water!





The current beard status (cheeks are a bit thin because I shaved that area a couple weeks ago, then decided to grow it out).

 

Trimmed mine back is growing all cooky.

 

i do like beards better when they are all crazy and out of control, good job guys!

 

oh man, i trimmed that ****** up before the wedding, you should have seen it, it was whacked out, random long hairs poking out everywhere.