Its no surprise that I'm addicted to fuel. Right after my car blew up i was driving a 4 banger every day. THATS A LOT. I still like rotaries, but have less money for the proper fuel. I've discovered a way to get it at a cheaper rate. It involves some risk and a guilty conscience when you're done. Grab the fuel pump, and go to a secluded part of the hanger. Pull the lower flap off the side, and stick it in one can, and pump directly into your car. At our airport they have the option for waste AV-GAS to "be shipped to the tech school for disposal" at this point you just put it in your car. There. 100LL for the price of 0.

 

I knew a guy who would steal gas all the time. Just pull up, pump and leave. He's a cop now

 

do you use food stamps for groceries too?

 

Nah you just get a pack of gum with the food stamp and spend the money on red bull, or crack whichever you prefer

 

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Jul 13 2005, 09:41 AM']do you use food stamps for groceries too?


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No never never, I just go to self checkout.

 

 

I wonder if the money saved by giving one or two of your cashiers a boot in the *** is offset by the increase in shoplifted merchandise?

 

[quote name='1988RedT2' date='Jul 13 2005, 12:43 PM']I wonder if the money saved by giving one or two of your cashiers a boot in the *** is offset by the increase in shoplifted merchandise?


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probably not but the machines never argue back and dont show up for work late.



they do call in sick sometimes though

 

everytime i ever went to a place they had the self checking they had someone standing there watching ya.

 

[quote name='Dave 88 A.E' date='Jul 13 2005, 05:27 PM']everytime i ever went to a place they had the self checking they had someone standing there watching ya.


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Yeah, but when you tell the person you desperately want to throw a **** in 'em, you can get away with murder afterwords