here check this out Ferrari F50

i'd sport that

what a hunk of ****, they are like driving a boat, huge cars........

Suuweeet!

Thats alot of money though. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png

the bigger the better, more people can see you....... and remember the wider the better

eahu laula or something? anybody remember those commercials?

arent they for the pontiac grand prix

yeah pretty sure? they are good 5 or 6 years old I think... but i liked that ad campaign haha even though the cars sucked

My penis feels larger just looking at it. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

it looks uncomfortable

beautiful

Funny Italian Automobile Torture

that thing is awesome. Ferrari Flat 12 running up to 8k. ahhh. again. awesome https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png

arent they turbo too??

They ran one in the gumball last year.. It was nice.. He got arrested for doing 187 in a 65 or 75 zone.. hehehehe

no, with 513hp N/A, I guess they figured they didn't need it



http://www.mtv411.com/auto/Ferrari-F50.htm (specs)



J

What Not To Say or Do When Pulled Over.

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!

Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

I was going to be a trooper, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Bad cop! No donut!

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

I pay your salary!

So, uh, you on the take, or what?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

Hey, is that a 9 mm? How's that compare to this one here?

Say Hi to your wife and my kids!

Man, I have no idea how fast I was goin'!

What exactly is "legally drunk"?

So, what's a good bribe go for around here?

I hope you realize you're about to ruin a perfect record.

Okay, so I was speeding and I let you catch me - how about best of three?

If I were you I'd let me go!

Met your quota? Happy now?

You should give the ticket to my damn unreliable cruise control.

Speeding is an abstract concept, don't you think?

If I had known you were there I would never have been going that fast!

How fast was I going? I don't know because the speedo doesn't go that high?

Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

Pretend you are gay and ask him out. When he says no, cry.

If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.

When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"

Clean your ear with the pen.

Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar...

Mumble to yourself.

Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"

Tell him you like men in uniform.

Course I'm pissed officer, d'you think I'd drive like this if I was sober.

Is that a baton in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me.

You can't do that, this isn't my car!

Hey! That's my beer!

60 mph in a 30mph area? Could you put down 70 - I'm trying to sell the car.

Yes, officer I saw your flashing lights, but you didn't seem to be catching me, so I assumed you were after someone else.

When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for the video camcorder.

That car is as close as you can come to driving an F1 car. Simply amazing. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

it doesnt even come with a warranty......for $500,000....geez...

they normally fetch closer to 1.4 million, notice the reserve isnt met yet

its v12



flat 12 in 512TR





anyway.........who the **** would want that overpriced shitbox



dont make me show you pix of one of those motors on my bench at work https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

you people are idiots

it was expensive because they only made 350 of them, only 50 came to

the states.

doesnt matter.....they leak oil like a ******* harley

i'd take it.

damn and 14 bids already... wow

OK, time to build a Ponarri and sell it on ebay https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png

you can do that for about $95,000 US dollars

for sale 1 ex michael andretti lola 95,000 USD

so I take it you wont be bidding on one

or buy the mazdastar f1 race car thing, i forgot the price but it was relatively cheap and rotary IIRC https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png



kevin.

If I had that kind of money... I'd have an FD in every color. **** a Ferarri... Beautiful car, but a million dollars to drive to the grocery store?

formula mazda's go for about 35k totally race ready

that is my boss's car

You're the idiot. Shallow dombass can't appreciate sht. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...closedeyes.gif

you got beef son?..........get back in your cage

no they dont they normally go for 500-600k mclaren F1's go for 1.4 million. f50's are not that much

All this **** between Apex and I is just clowning around, nothing to see here people, get back to your homes. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

so what's the deal with the ferarri? why is it an f1 car but a **** box at the same time?

Met your quota? Happy now?



Them fuckers....

If you think thats a piece of **** then you are pretty damn stupid. You know goddamn well you'd drive that **********er till the wheels fall off.