I got the day of school so im happy. :bigok:

 

Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

 

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire.

 

one of my favorite quotes



"I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I hoped it could be. "

 

i have a bostich



mike

 

That's great milton, but listen...I've really gotta go



I'll talk to you monday, ok?

 

they were merry not married

 

yup, yup. work can be fun. it snowed today so a lot of ppl were out so i can relax. not like i try that when theyre all here. i think keeping my desk a mess and not answering the phone has helped. loli only did actual work monday for like 2 hrs. the rest..anyone know where else i can go on the damn internet???

 

Mine's a Swingline, punk! Milton would be proud of me.

 

Mine's a Swingline, punk! Milton would be proud of me. [/quote]

yes he would :bigthumg: