i just wanna go home today, i'm not in the mood to be at work



mike

well i'm at work but i'm not doing much ..... i think its time to get some food! :yum:

Been feeling that way, not so fresh, since monday

it's real cruddy outside here, so I don't mind being at work

Banzai has that not so fresh feeling..?

do u have to ask. thats a given when asking me

yeah, yeah we know you need another yob



mike

what do you guys do where you can get paid to post all day https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/wtf.gif

**** no this job rules. i sit here and pretend to work while i talk to u guys all day. but id rather be doing that at home. oppps i cant cause my cousin ran up phone bill. change my answer. im glad to be at work

state government...feast or famine in my office

everyone knows what i do

yeah but how do they not notice that you get NOTHING done?

i sit in Cubicle hell with lots of screens open on my computer

i used to work at snap on, that place is like a rat maze



mike

butbutbut.... don't you have some sort of output that they can measure?

no its the 90's!



mike

i'm actually the most productive person......... our shop has been ranked #1 in the region for 5 weeks and #6 in the whole company out of 250 stores........

*takes notes for when I become a consultant like the office space guys*

well i wouldn't say ive been missing it bob, bob



mike

try to keep up young skywalker https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

I got the day of school so im happy. :bigok:

Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire.

one of my favorite quotes



"I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I hoped it could be. "

i have a bostich



mike

That's great milton, but listen...I've really gotta go



I'll talk to you monday, ok?

they were merry not married https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

yup, yup. work can be fun. it snowed today so a lot of ppl were out so i can relax. not like i try that when theyre all here. i think keeping my desk a mess and not answering the phone has helped. loli only did actual work monday for like 2 hrs. the rest..anyone know where else i can go on the damn internet???

Mine's a Swingline, punk! Milton would be proud of me.

Mine's a Swingline, punk! Milton would be proud of me. [/quote]

yes he would :bigthumg:

Why would you wanna go anywhere else, weve got it all here, jokes, pron, midgets, dirt.. you name it we can make it happen..

Mines a "Bates 640 Custom".. WTF.. this **** alwals gets stuck..

this is my stapler, except mine doesn't have that slight curved top







does anyone else realize how sad this conversation is?

Yes, but that happens to be the case every day..



Damn you people and your good staplers..

who invented the stapler?

mine actually says swingline 405

interesting stuff: stapler info

i dunno https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif

The earliest stapling machine we know of was built during the 1700's for King Louis XV of France. Each individual staple was hand made and inscribed with the insignia of the Royal Court.