Anybody Here Play Golf?
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From: Jensen Beach, FL / Sylva, NC
Originally Posted by YukiRX7Aisha' date='Nov 3 2003, 03:38 PM
seriously, no ****. I can't drive for ****. I always miss that damn thing, so I just whack at it like it's a roller hockey ball. It doesn't go very far either.
It's kinda sad when the 50 year old guys at the driving range whack it like, 200 yds, and mine just barely falls off the platform.
I should really get a vid of it sometime. It's so sad.
It's kinda sad when the 50 year old guys at the driving range whack it like, 200 yds, and mine just barely falls off the platform.
I should really get a vid of it sometime. It's so sad.
Golf is a finesse game. Thats why I play it better drunk. I am relaxed and don't care how far it goes.
TurboII - You can get a decent starter set of clubs for about $200-$300.
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From: fredneck MD
Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Nov 4 2003, 12:08 AM
[quote name='YukiRX7Aisha' date='Nov 3 2003, 03:38 PM'] seriously, no ****. I can't drive for ****. I always miss that damn thing, so I just whack at it like it's a roller hockey ball. It doesn't go very far either.
It's kinda sad when the 50 year old guys at the driving range whack it like, 200 yds, and mine just barely falls off the platform.
I should really get a vid of it sometime. It's so sad.
It's kinda sad when the 50 year old guys at the driving range whack it like, 200 yds, and mine just barely falls off the platform.
I should really get a vid of it sometime. It's so sad.
Golf is a finesse game. Thats why I play it better drunk. I am relaxed and don't care how far it goes.
TurboII - You can get a decent starter set of clubs for about $200-$300. [/quote]
Exactly.
The easier I swing the club, the further and straighter the ball goes.
Jim i love guys like you that drink all day when you are on the course. They give damn good tips
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You know what was fun? Bypassing the "Rev Limiter" on the golf carts and drifting and making skid marks where we couldn't be seen on the course (well a bit off course).
But as a sport, I had much respect for it once I played for a season. I actually don't mind watching it now...funny.
But as a sport, I had much respect for it once I played for a season. I actually don't mind watching it now...funny.
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From: fredneck MD
Originally Posted by PhoenixDownVII' date='Nov 4 2003, 12:21 AM
You know what was fun? Bypassing the "Rev Limiter" on the golf carts and drifting and making skid marks where we couldn't be seen on the course (well a bit off course).
But as a sport, I had much respect for it once I played for a season. I actually don't mind watching it now...funny.
But as a sport, I had much respect for it once I played for a season. I actually don't mind watching it now...funny.
When the boss man leaves early, we soap the place down and water up the floor. Drifting golf Carts is badass!
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From: Jensen Beach, FL / Sylva, NC
Originally Posted by rfreeman27' date='Nov 3 2003, 11:20 PM
Jim i love guys like you that drink all day when you are on the course. They give damn good tips 
Most of the time they here high school girls that were as illegal as hell. But hell we were only looking anyway.
And yes, Always tip the people well that give you the beer.
My one bud used to "go look for his ball" in the woods. He would always come back with bloodshot eyes. Hmmmmm......
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From: fredneck MD
Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Nov 4 2003, 12:26 AM
Yeah we love our Beer. We especially like golf courses that have beer ho's. The little hotties driving around in the beer colf cart. We tip them extra good to come around and visit often.
Most of the time they here high school girls that were as illegal as hell. But hell we were only looking anyway.
And yes, Always tip the people well that give you the beer.
My one bud used to "go look for his ball" in the woods. He would always come back with bloodshot eyes. Hmmmmm......
Most of the time they here high school girls that were as illegal as hell. But hell we were only looking anyway.
And yes, Always tip the people well that give you the beer.
My one bud used to "go look for his ball" in the woods. He would always come back with bloodshot eyes. Hmmmmm......
Our beer girl is AMAZING!!
OMG she is so hot, and makes so much money in tips its not even funny. Good god she is a babe. I might have to take some 'spy photos' lol.
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i went to a driving range once. i was useless the funniest part was a dad and his son approx 5 years old was there and he was teaching him. so the dad points and laughs at me and says don't be like that guy... i smile back..........jerkoff. not more than 1 minute later the kid does his backswing and whacks his dad in the side of the head. falls over bleeding, ambulance came yadda yadda. needless to say i had that last laugh
