another shitty day at menlo mazda....
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Originally Posted by fcrotornut' post='866741' date='Apr 4 2007, 09:14 PM
so if i change my name to mike and promise to crap everywhere can you get me a job with you guys?
sure, you have competition though, i'd start eating beans, and drinking beer now
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From: MENLO MAZDA
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='866788' date='Apr 5 2007, 07:43 AM
sure, you have competition though, i'd start eating beans, and drinking beer now
Also you might want to practice being high all day, yet not smoking at all nor ever doing drugs in your life.
Also you need an RX-7, but it always has to be broke. You need to speak to j9 but not have any real meaning at all. (for this one, he doesn't even have to be in the same room as you) You must complain about the ones all day long. Bitch about customers and call them tree huggin hippes. Tell them things have bluetooth when they really don't. Make Slave labor pay.
AND MOST OF ALL! The most important thing to remember while working at Menlo Mazda.
YOU need an escape plane in case, you catch fire or you decide you want to stay warm, yet theres nothing else to burn but your self.
DRIVE SAFE KIDS!
