FDRacing

LiquidCyanide17: ive come to the conclusion all females are hoes

LiquidCyanide17: even if they dont have multiple partners, its in their blood. I call it the hoe factor

FD Srce: who are you

LiquidCyanide17: fdracing, sorry

FD Srce: lol

FD Srce: what happened

LiquidCyanide17: its all girls in NJ. If they are into me theres some sort of catch. like i work with em, or she has a dick

LiquidCyanide17: and if im into them, they are just ******* nuts

FD Srce: wait slow down

FD Srce: a dick?

FD Srce: lmao

LiquidCyanide17: it was an isolated incident

LiquidCyanide17: i couldnt have known

LiquidCyanide17: least it wasnt bigger than mine, i call that the dick factoir

FD Srce: LMAO

FD Srce: dude you're killing me

LiquidCyanide17: lmfao

FD Srce: lol

FD Srce: i'm dying over here from the "at least it wasn't bigger then mine"

LiquidCyanide17: well think about it, if 1% of all chicks have a dick factor

LiquidCyanide17: and the other 99% are the hoe factor

LiquidCyanide17: i must be the balance...like the cantgetany***** factor

LiquidCyanide17: so really, i am what keeps the world of those getting some on track. I aide the psyco's in their relationships and take the ones with dicks off the market

LiquidCyanide17: im like the ultimate wingman

FD Srce: bwhahahahhaha

FD Srce: sorry i was getting the beer

LiquidCyanide17: i have triple sec

LiquidCyanide17: helps me think

FD Srce: i'd put this in my sig, but its huge as is

LiquidCyanide17: it has post potential

LiquidCyanide17: i need to ****, ill be right baaaaaack

FD Srce: indeed it does

FD Srce: lol

FD Srce: k

LiquidCyanide17: theres still too much blood in my alcohol system

FD Srce: just relax, you're still 17

LiquidCyanide17: 19

FD Srce: it'll happen

FD Srce: sorry, too much alcohol in my system

FD Srce: lol

LiquidCyanide17: no i get ***** just not when i want it, and never good *****. Its always hairy and odd looking

FD Srce: damn

FD Srce: lmao

LiquidCyanide17: doesnt stink tho, i refuse to take claritin

FD Srce: **** lickin

LiquidCyanide17: stuffy nose isnt always bad

FD Srce: don't smell it

FD Srce: indeed

LiquidCyanide17: lmao

FD Srce: just take it easy

FD Srce: question

LiquidCyanide17: brb dumb hoe callin again

LiquidCyanide17: shoot

FD Srce: what kind of music do u listen to

FD Srce: primarily

LiquidCyanide17: all kinds i have an ftp setup

FD Srce: lol

FD Srce: but what's yr favorite

LiquidCyanide17: alt

FD Srce: hm

FD Srce: there's yr problem

LiquidCyanide17: LOL

FD Srce: alternative chicks have hairy pussies

FD Srce: no?

FD Srce: i should be a phychic

LiquidCyanide17: LOL

LiquidCyanide17: rap chiks r fat

FD Srce: i have something that could help you out

FD Srce: ah

FD Srce: ready?

LiquidCyanide17: ya

FD Srce: can you stand trance music

FD Srce: techno

FD Srce: electronica

LiquidCyanide17: ya

FD Srce: u can?

LiquidCyanide17: ya

FD Srce: okay, are you decent looking at least

LiquidCyanide17: yea

FD Srce: sweet, i'm about to save yr ***

LiquidCyanide17: how so

FD Srce: you need to hit up a trance club

FD Srce: where do u live

LiquidCyanide17: south nj

LiquidCyanide17: i should go to philly

FD Srce: chicks that listen to trance are the hottest, slutiest, cleanest

LiquidCyanide17: or ny

FD Srce: i swear to you

LiquidCyanide17: **** and clean doesnt go together

FD Srce: no no no, clean pussie

FD Srce: shaved

FD Srce: trimed

FD Srce: lol

FD Srce: always wear a condom

LiquidCyanide17: no dude its called the std factor

FD Srce: CONDOM

LiquidCyanide17: still

FD Srce: they're not all std infested

LiquidCyanide17: hmm

FD Srce: i met my girlfriend like that

FD Srce: we met in a club a few weeks ago

LiquidCyanide17: ahhh so it WAS the pants

FD Srce: no lol

LiquidCyanide17: yer lile a walking disco mirror

FD Srce: haha

FD Srce: look

LiquidCyanide17: we'll call that the pants factor

FD Srce: go to a club

FD Srce: forget about the music

FD Srce: and try to get laid

LiquidCyanide17: i cant dance tho

LiquidCyanide17: im white

FD Srce: i'm white too fool

FD Srce: you don't have to dance

FD Srce: hang out at the bar

LiquidCyanide17: hmmm

FD Srce: just try it

FD Srce: worth a shot

LiquidCyanide17: sounds worth a shot

FD Srce: there you go

LiquidCyanide17: and if it works will call it the sars factor

FD Srce: better then dick infested chicks

LiquidCyanide17: LOL

FD Srce: damn str8

LiquidCyanide17: that chick has a SICK

FD Srce: hehe

LiquidCyanide17: DICK

FD Srce: lol

LiquidCyanide17: ever hear the afroman song

FD Srce: u plan on attending rotorfest

LiquidCyanide17: she whipped out a dick dat was bigger than mine

FD Srce: oh u do right

FD Srce: lol

LiquidCyanide17: planning too, need a car

LiquidCyanide17: even tho it wont be a 7 i have got to go

FD Srce: well i'l take you to a place

LiquidCyanide17: i need to meet some of u *******

LiquidCyanide17: my boy might come

FD Srce: we'll go after the pool tournament on saturday

FD Srce: yeah

FD Srce: we;re all cool peeps

LiquidCyanide17: ill probly come up sat morning and leave sunday morn

FD Srce: you never know people over the net unless you meet them

FD Srce: sunday is the show

FD Srce: lol

LiquidCyanide17: o yea it is

LiquidCyanide17: ok im aking two days off

LiquidCyanide17: up sat morn and home sunday night

LiquidCyanide17: work monday morn.....im getting hammered with my underage *** too

LiquidCyanide17: im not a stupid drunk, i can fool cops its cool ****

FD Srce: i'll still be 20, so it's all good lol

FD Srce: ahahhahaa

LiquidCyanide17: i have my own breathalyzer thing

LiquidCyanide17: ive taught myself how to pass

LiquidCyanide17: rotorfest is gonna rock

FD Srce: lol

FD Srce: you're a bit dangerous

FD Srce: haha

LiquidCyanide17: ive got 4 flyers in the windows at work

LiquidCyanide17: im brining my bottle of u should know what

FD Srce: ever clear

FD Srce: ?

FD Srce: lol

LiquidCyanide17: howd u guess LOL

FD Srce: HAHAHAH

FD Srce: yr the only one whoe likes it

FD Srce: but i'm warning you

FD Srce: i'm a light drinker

FD Srce: haha

LiquidCyanide17: gee didnt notice

FD Srce: lol

LiquidCyanide17: here sars smell the bottle :drop:

FD Srce: lol

FD Srce: proly happen

LiquidCyanide17: the smell can make some ppl hurl

FD Srce: no ****

LiquidCyanide17: its smells like super potent rubbing alcohol

LiquidCyanide17: tastes about the same

FD Srce: damn

LiquidCyanide17: puts hair on your back

LiquidCyanide17: except in my case i have no back hair

FD Srce: phins and i are prolly gonna pull out the hpnotiq

FD Srce: his wife like rum

FD Srce: so do i

LiquidCyanide17: phins is going???

LiquidCyanide17: GOOD ****

FD Srce: so we'll do bacardi like at rotary revolution

FD Srce: hell yeah

LiquidCyanide17: now i ahve to go

FD Srce: nopistons.com is a sponsor

LiquidCyanide17: o ya thats right

FD Srce: yep

LiquidCyanide17: i wanted my 7 before that but owell

LiquidCyanide17: ill gawk at everyone elses

LiquidCyanide17: mad picies

FD Srce: well he'll bring sme nopisonts.com shot glasses so we'll be getting fucked up all night

LiquidCyanide17: i want one of those hehe

LiquidCyanide17: i got my shirt im rocking that bitch

FD Srce: i should be nicely modded by then

FD Srce: haha

FD Srce: sweet

LiquidCyanide17: maybe ill luck out and find a RX7 but i doubt i will

LiquidCyanide17: banks wont touch it so a buy here pay here would rock but i aint that lucky

LiquidCyanide17: phins's wife hot?

FD Srce: i think my dad is gonna buy mine cash and have me pay him back so i don't have to spring for the interest

FD Srce: lol

FD Srce: comon how're u gonna sk me that

LiquidCyanide17: my dad bought my first car for me

FD Srce: no ****

FD Srce: i bought my first car

LiquidCyanide17: dunno it came to me

FD Srce: hold on

FD Srce: i'll grap a pic

LiquidCyanide17: yea well it was still his technically

LiquidCyanide17: now its wrecked

FD Srce: http://srce.nopistons.com/gallery/album02/DSC00704

LiquidCyanide17: i thought phins was old, o ****

FD Srce: that's them at the rotary revolution

FD Srce: lol

FD Srce: he's like 28 i think

LiquidCyanide17: good ****

FD Srce: indeed

FD Srce: he's a bastard though lol

LiquidCyanide17: LOL

LiquidCyanide17: i should bring my FC on a trailer and win the eyesore of the year award

LiquidCyanide17: my biggest thing is im not a big fan of 1st and 2nd gens. They did so much for RX7's that i love em, but im a FD person

FD Srce: i love em all

LiquidCyanide17: yea but i want an FD for daily

FD Srce: me too

LiquidCyanide17: the FC cant be replaced for weekend sleeper tho

FD Srce: damn

FD Srce: i can't wait till rf

LiquidCyanide17: me either, i got off alrdy. my boss was like rotor what now

LiquidCyanide17: LOL

FD Srce: LOL

FD Srce: haha

FD Srce: i'm gonna go wtch shrek

FD Srce: never seen it

FD Srce: i'm out

FD Srce: peace

LiquidCyanide17: LOL later

FD Srce signed off at 3:16:06 AM.

drunkin_idiot

LMFAO

Nan da yo!

True, chicks at clubs may not be "dirty" by slutty standards. But chances are they have either snorted two mansions up their nose, or they have no more saratonin left in their brains.

drunkin_idiot

your a smart guy huh?

Nan da yo!

ooops... serotonin



Dunno about the smart guy part, but I dig chicks that don't do E.

Srce

DID ANYONE MISS THIS LMFAO?

-=RX-7 KID=-

That was some funny ****. Is there going to be a pre and post party at rotorfest? I'm just wondering when and how long i should plan on going for.

Srce

We start the pool tournament on Saturday night, that's the pre party, then we might drink at Rob's on Sunday night after the event. The I don't know.

FDRacing

I'ma go up early saturday and leave later sunday night sometime i figure.

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