im going on the all-emu diet.

 

More sex = more calories burned! There's how ya lose weight

 

just make sure you alternate hands so one arm doesnt get bigger than the other

 

GENIOUS!



You should put out a book and have a infomercial!

 

You know, there are some things you shouldn't joke about.

 

I tried the tapeworm diet, didnt go well, my guest crawled out my *** onto the hookers leg one nite

 

and this isn't one of them

 

yeah people who get aids choose to do so, of course not the innocent kids who get it from mom, i feel sorry for them

 

**** you mother *******, my father died from aids. You selfish sons of bitches, you better watch your back bitch, cause I'm coming for your ***. I ain't kidding you little ****. Moneies can by a hed of da neckz I hearz



- Hand

 

he means DIET AIDS



not get aids like HIV