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Old Nov 19, 2003 | 11:09 AM
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My normal receptionist is out on Maternity leave. Which sucks because she is really cool and we can basically say what we want in the office. i.e. yell and curse at each other or at the phone after hanging up with a retarded client.



The temp is in her 50's and has a corporate america resume. It is so hard to be P.C. we are a bunch of idiots in here. I feel sorry for her. My one field tech comes in and **** is every other word out of his mouth. I can see it bothers her.



Mazdadrifter and Drew are constantly making very obscure statements that I have to wonder if she is getting it. She doesn't react but I think she is petrified. I hope I dont get a sexual harrasment lawsuit from her. i.e. drew just walked past my office and says "want to check it for me?" harmless as that may seem I answer right back "Sure, bend over and spread 'em". We are twisted in here. Hopefully she didn't hear us.



The normal receptionist is a 23 y/o surfer chick that can dish it out just as good. It will be good to have her back.



Maybe we should mess with the temp some more, after all I am paying over $700 a week for her. Should I buy her some kneepads??
Old Nov 19, 2003 | 11:29 AM
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LOL!!!! If shes getting paid 700 a week...damn i woulda moved and been your ******* temp!! ******* yeah **********er!
Old Nov 19, 2003 | 11:31 AM
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$700 a week? ****...I can answer phones and I bet I'm easier on the eyes, too.
Old Nov 19, 2003 | 11:32 AM
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700 a week in florida??? dayum. thats like, like almost rich. for that ill even let u call me felix and send me across the street to get you guys beer and stuff...
Old Nov 19, 2003 | 11:38 AM
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does she swallow?
Old Nov 19, 2003 | 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Nov 19 2003, 12:38 PM
does she swallow?
Let me see I'll be right back.
Old Nov 19, 2003 | 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by defprun' date='Nov 19 2003, 12:29 PM
LOL!!!! If shes getting paid 700 a week...damn i woulda moved and been your ******* temp!! ******* yeah **********er!
Nope! She spits.









She is a Kelly girl. They take the normal pay that you pay the person and add $4 an hour to it. I should have lied and said the recpetionist is making less. Actually is a secretary position there is a lot of data entry invoicing filing researching etc.. involved. Its a busy job.
Old Nov 19, 2003 | 12:22 PM
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what about surfer chick? She looks like fun!
Old Nov 19, 2003 | 12:54 PM
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when i started working at mazda they had had a couple of bad inventories (off by like $20-30k) so they were thinking of putting cameras in the parts dept, it would have been disturbing to say the least....
Old Nov 19, 2003 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Nov 19 2003, 01:54 PM
when i started working at mazda they had had a couple of bad inventories (off by like $20-30k) so they were thinking of putting cameras in the parts dept, it would have been disturbing to say the least....
Men on the job - its not pretty. Some things are better left to the imagination. We have ruined our normal receptionist. I feel sorry for any guy that ends up dating or marrying her. She completely knows how disturbed the mans mind really is. Something most of our wifes or girlfriends have no clue of.



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