well she hasn't flown before and she didn't want her first time to be by herself or whatever.



i usually just fly in for an extended weekend, and poke everything that walks, but the last time i did that I got a phone call 3 months later along with 1 1/2 months of stomach problems.



I think im just gonna get a pocket ***** and have a happy life.

 

really the only plus about the whole damn trip was partying with my cuz, and the fact that the n/a ran like a top.



Gotta love the simplicity and reliability of a well taken car of n/a.



that thing would run for another 5 weekends like that.

 

So you're saying you don't have someone around that lives 5 minutes away who just moved from there? Thanks *** hole...



Maybe you'll answer your phone now that she's gone.

 

HAHAHA ok ok, we'll go, and I pretty much sat my phone on the dresser when i got home and ran around with her so sorry for missing your calls, gimme a call tonight or somethin

 

That'd be sweet to go to the beach together and lounge around.. Maybe hold hands... I mean, YOU'RE GAY.

 

damn, just imagine all the hot chicks we could hang out with if we pretended to be



reminds me of a skit on mad tv where two guys said they were going to do that, but one guy was actually gay, and had convinced the other that they had to have butt sex so the girls would know that they are legitimatley gay.



not that, that is what is going to happen in this case....

 

Im convinced that one of the "gay" guys I know is just a very creative straight guy. He is a theatre nerd and a dancer so its easy for him to convince other people he's gay, but hes never dated another guy. He can walk around a party and grab any girls **** or *** and they dont care because "its OK, hes gay"

 

Duh. No brainer dude! (unless the neighbor is her's in Kentucky!)

 

So in other words, you know Vosko?!