3 Tickets?
11-24-2003, 06:59 PM
#1
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Thats right guys; three ******* tickets and I wasn't even driving.
I was fixin' to leave work, warming up my car(all of about 2 minutes), and a cop from across the block sees my car smokin'. Walks a good 200 yrds from where he is to come over and say "Turn that engine off!!!". So, of course I get out and I'm like "WTF, mate?" (no, I really didn't say mate, but...its sounds cool) Hes says theres too much smoke comming out and it in FL statue number blah blah blah I cant have that. So I told the ******, "Hey, it only does it a startup". Nope, he wasn't havin it. So he tells me to wait here(hes was still on another call) and he'll be right back. So I slammed my door and said "This is ******' bullshit!!" a lil to loud.
So now I gave the officer attitude(whatever).
Ticket #1
He comes back and askes for my license and ****. Well, I didnt know, but my car wasnt registered. It used to be it had to be reg. before the end of the month, now, its on your b-day. Guess what, last sunday was my bday, and I was in violation.
Ticket #2
He also notices that the address is wrong on my license and welp, you guess it, I only have 10 daze to fix it. BLAM! I'm in violation.
Ticket #3
Yes, even though we have no inspections here, he told me I had to get my car inspected blah blah blah...I know that I dont, so I told him so. You guess it, BLAM another mother ******' ticket for,and I quot off the ticket,"Plooms of smoke comming from the car". Thats right, I got a ticket for plooms of smoke.
Needless to say, I drove a Mustang home (mom lemme borrow it).
If you actually read all that, I'm sorry...This is just BS. No cop would have done that...Never have I gotten a ticket for stupid **** like that, and I've had worse occurances.
OK
Done bitching.
I was fixin' to leave work, warming up my car(all of about 2 minutes), and a cop from across the block sees my car smokin'. Walks a good 200 yrds from where he is to come over and say "Turn that engine off!!!". So, of course I get out and I'm like "WTF, mate?" (no, I really didn't say mate, but...its sounds cool) Hes says theres too much smoke comming out and it in FL statue number blah blah blah I cant have that. So I told the ******, "Hey, it only does it a startup". Nope, he wasn't havin it. So he tells me to wait here(hes was still on another call) and he'll be right back. So I slammed my door and said "This is ******' bullshit!!" a lil to loud.
So now I gave the officer attitude(whatever).
Ticket #1
He comes back and askes for my license and ****. Well, I didnt know, but my car wasnt registered. It used to be it had to be reg. before the end of the month, now, its on your b-day. Guess what, last sunday was my bday, and I was in violation.
Ticket #2
He also notices that the address is wrong on my license and welp, you guess it, I only have 10 daze to fix it. BLAM! I'm in violation.
Ticket #3
Yes, even though we have no inspections here, he told me I had to get my car inspected blah blah blah...I know that I dont, so I told him so. You guess it, BLAM another mother ******' ticket for,and I quot off the ticket,"Plooms of smoke comming from the car". Thats right, I got a ticket for plooms of smoke.
Needless to say, I drove a Mustang home (mom lemme borrow it).
If you actually read all that, I'm sorry...This is just BS. No cop would have done that...Never have I gotten a ticket for stupid **** like that, and I've had worse occurances.
OK
Done bitching.
11-24-2003, 07:23 PM
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Yeah...it happened. The registration fine is like $10(as long as I get it reg), the change of address is 53(providing I change my address in time) and the "plooms of smoke" is 75 IF I get it fixed. The cop told me I had to take it to get it inspected, but I told his *** we dont have that **** down here and he told me I need to take it to a courthouse and have a deputy check it out and sign it off that it doesn't smoke...even though (LOL) it only smokes on startup.
11-24-2003, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by i.didnt.do.it' date='Nov 24 2003, 04:59 PM
If you actually read all that, I'm sorry...This is just BS. No cop would have done that...Never have I gotten a ticket for stupid **** like that, and I've had worse occurances.
11-24-2003, 08:02 PM
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Location: Jensen Beach, FL / Sylva, NC
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I live in this town there is virtually no crime - yet we have a GIANT police force with nothing to do. So guess what they do? You got it.
Ticket 1 and 2 eat crow and fix it they are no biggie. Ticket 3 I would take to court and explain to the judge about Rotary engines and how you have to warm them up etc.... Turn the court into Rotary 101.
Just tell me when your court date is so I can come watch. LOL! Really.
Ticket 1 and 2 eat crow and fix it they are no biggie. Ticket 3 I would take to court and explain to the judge about Rotary engines and how you have to warm them up etc.... Turn the court into Rotary 101.
Just tell me when your court date is so I can come watch. LOL! Really.
11-24-2003, 08:07 PM
#9
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Nov 24 2003, 07:02 PM
I live in this town there is virtually no crime - yet we have a GIANT police force with nothing to do. So guess what they do? You got it.
Ticket 1 and 2 eat crow and fix it they are no biggie. Ticket 3 I would take to court and explain to the judge about Rotary engines and how you have to warm them up etc.... Turn the court into Rotary 101.
Just tell me when your court date is so I can come watch. LOL! Really.
Ticket 1 and 2 eat crow and fix it they are no biggie. Ticket 3 I would take to court and explain to the judge about Rotary engines and how you have to warm them up etc.... Turn the court into Rotary 101.
Just tell me when your court date is so I can come watch. LOL! Really.
~Kyle~
