now recruiting
#1
we are now officially recruiting more members of nopistons.com for the canadian section of the forum
stipulations are:
-you must be canadian
or any one of the following
-you must have personal dealings with canada
-you must have personal dealings with a canadian
-you must have been canadian at one time
-you must live within a two kilometer radius of a tim hortons
-you must know where canada is located (roughly)
FEEL FREE TO POST!
stipulations are:
-you must be canadian
or any one of the following
-you must have personal dealings with canada
-you must have personal dealings with a canadian
-you must have been canadian at one time
-you must live within a two kilometer radius of a tim hortons
-you must know where canada is located (roughly)
FEEL FREE TO POST!
#5
oh also wut is your policy on migrant workers? also have you ever though of keeping your geese? I mean they are canadian geese, why share them with others. its nice to be friendly, but come on isn't sharing your geese a bit much?
#6
also, will i be required to carry any kind of id card that indicates i am a canadian sympithizer? the reason i ask is i travel a lot and i know it's better to have a canadian passport then a US passport, i am wondering if this card would help when entering foreign companies.
#7
We have tried ways to keep our geese from flying south into the US.
Starting in 1956, we used super tall panes of glass along the border. That worked well until too many geese started flying into them, getting the glass smeared with blood and feathers. Then Americans (i.e. the CIA) started complaining about how they couldn't see into Canada anymore.
The simple solution was to pay unemployed guys to clean the glass. It was a great make-work project, but the cost of Windex was bankrupting the provincial governments, so we had to scrap the whole idea.
Starting in 1956, we used super tall panes of glass along the border. That worked well until too many geese started flying into them, getting the glass smeared with blood and feathers. Then Americans (i.e. the CIA) started complaining about how they couldn't see into Canada anymore.
The simple solution was to pay unemployed guys to clean the glass. It was a great make-work project, but the cost of Windex was bankrupting the provincial governments, so we had to scrap the whole idea.