Hi. I'm Bigtime's wife. I was recently doing a google search on his alias there and found a cache of stories when he was 16 about how he got wasted all the time and was getting laid on a regular basis. He really had you all fooled. Only half of that is true. He was always drunk as a teenager, but by no means did he ever acquire *****. I mean, I was dying of laughter reading some of the **** he wrote. Here's a gem:



"friday night me and my boy get a case of molson ice.... go to the skool dance we each pick up a girl go back to my house get all drunked up.... and u guys figure out the rest.... so friday night was great. i got with a hot *** girl tghat i wanted to get with for so damn long."



Truth is, Michael didn't even lose his virginity until he was 20. I was the 2nd girl he ever slept with. That's right, 2 women. That's it. I asked him why he lied so much on here and he simply said, "I was 16." Well, thought you all would find that amusing. He's actually a really good guy now. He's not a drunk, which is very surprising. Here's our myspace if you would like to see what he's been up to: www.myspace.com/ambergerler



Oh and btw, the photos of his back all torn up are from me. And "some girl" was his girlfriend at the time.

 

HA HA this has to be one of the greatest posts of all time.

 

oh my lord





no one really believes a 16 year old anyhow, anyone who shows up with a cake his mother baked for him to bring to a car meet is still ok in my book.



you guys have 3 kids, thats wonderfull.





Tell some of your myspace friends they can get it.

 

Excellent! It's great to get an update on an old regular who hasn't been here in ages.

 

3 kids, my god how old is he now, you guys know there's ways to prevent that right?

 

fantastic! i knew he was looking at robs *** for a reason!

 

For a second I thought someone resurrected a old thread.. This is hiliarious..



But of course we never believed him anyhow...

 

I always did believe him about jumping in the pool naked with his boyfriends.



I wonder if arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmy training knows about that, lol

 

LMFAO, instant classic.



someone tweet this, .



kevin.

 

I suppose you could say we have 3 kids. They annoy us like kids do. Nah, we have 3 boxers. Mike won't have any goblins with me. Someday maybe. He did really jump off the roof. All of the crazy things he said were actually true. It's just that none of those crazy nights ever included girls. He was pretty dorky. And being drunk all the time wasn't a lie. The first time I met him he was drunk... and that's how it pretty much went for the first six months of dating. But I guess people grow up and change. We were in tears when I read the thing about becoming a Navy Seal to him. He's a recruiter for the Army these days and has to explain to overly enthused pimply-faced adolescents that they will NOT do what he thought was so easily done. His dreams were crushed, now he's crushing dreams. I'll have to tell him you all still think of him. Although, he just traded his RX-8 for a Prius... so he probably feels as though he doesn't fit in around here anymore. No booze, no girls, and a Prius. What would he talk about?