So both my roomates are downstairs right now with their girlfriends. I am left alone up in my room talking to you folks. They are having an orgy/gangbang. I am talking to you folks. So I was thinking importing a hooker from Australia would solve my problems. Anyone know anything about ordering them. I would go for a russian mail order bride but I'm afraid she would squash me.



- Hand

 

See? Everyone thinks you have to import a hooker just because they're RHD and have JDM logos....be prepared for a major headache, especially if she still has stock internals.

 

Call my niece? She dances under the name "PARIS" at Plytninum Plus

 

You needn't get your hookers from Australia, son. A good American ghetto hooker will give you all you can handle, and you don't have to worry about the import duties.

 

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Do you get a referral fee?

 

[quote name='mazdaspeed7' date='Sep 14 2005, 10:08 PM']Do you get a referral fee?






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[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Sep 14 2005, 08:35 PM']Call my niece? She dances under the name "PARIS" at Plytninum Plus


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If you are sure of this, I'll try to get someone from embassy to investigate.



- Hand

 

www.craigslist.org look under services....

 

I can get you a real Vegas hooker. I'll even comp shipping if you upgrade to the 25 and under bracket.

 

So I'm the only person in this house that doesn't have a woman in bed with them. This is very dissapointing. aaaaaaaah, what would I do without my goose.



in other news dramon is currently beating his hand.



- Hand