he's a cheating BITCH! cat fight!!

 

I made a big scene of it, saying that sinful was going to come up and take me to a bar get me hammered and then have his way with me.



- Hand

 

You LIE you SOB!

 

I thought you were a virgin. Why are you talking like a ****?

 

I am not lying, I am a virgin, and I only talk dirty for you boys.



- Hand

 

Eh, Steve, I have that uh...that one set of pictures of you that you sent me that evening you were drunk. I dunno if you'd want the whole forum seeing them though....

 

Cody!!! Where the **** you been!?! I miss you.

 

Three women escape from prison....one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde.



They run for miles until they come upon an old barn. They decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage.



About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him just three gunnysacks.



The sheriff told him to find out what was in them.



The deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it, and she said "Woof! Woof!"



The deputy told the sheriff that there was a dog in the first bag.



Then he kicked the bag with the brunette in it and she said "Meow! Meow!"



The deputy reported that there was a cat in the second bag.



Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again, a little harder, and the blonde said "Potatoes."

 

haha