It really amazes me, this military knowledge you posess, I was Airborne, Air Asault, Indirect Fire Infantry,..................now tell me what in the **** would a mortarman be doing on a freakin sub. Other than lobbing rounds at it from the shore.

 

Come on the only thing that ever had sex on the sub, was the Duty Sock!

 

And people on subs are with other men for 6 months............homos, at least the Infantry gets to go into a town and get women.

 

i bet that socks would be worth millions at a sperm donating facility.

 

i liked that joke the first time i heard it.

 

they got all crusty if you didnt wash them out about once a week

 

As an Infantryman we had sex with get this, not socks, or our hands, but bitches lots and lots of em, I'm sure the submariners or I guess I should callem seamen Had a furry animal in their bum or something else, come on, it's ok go ahead and admit it.

 

my computers f'ked up, my mistake, I didnt know I sent it twice.

 

Exactly how much Special ability does it take to fall out of an aircraft anyway? It's called GRAVITY.





That explains the completely moronic attitude i suppose.









PS... I'm Atheist... NOTHING is god's will. God is merely santa clause for adults...

 

Actually it takes alot of skill to Fall out of an Aircraft, the skill comes in when you land, do you actually think that a parachute is 100% effective in slowing you down, **** no, you slam into the ground like a brick. I'd like to see you try it and end up with two broken legs.................we had a lot of guys get legs broken. When you land you have to time it perfectly, and tuck and roll. Oh and if you are convinced that it takes no skill for the actual free-falling part........have you ever heard of H-A-L-O High-Altitude-Low-Opening, jumps??? You probably have no ******* clue what that is, because you were a pansy seamen. I'll give you one thing though it dosent take much to be Infantry, but when your tabbed out it takes more than you could ever imagine.