LOL, well now that I have everyone's attention and have you the reader reading this now (if you're not sure, yes it was a joke to get your attention so please no flame, it was just a joke). I need a s4 n/a motor, preferrably long, but will consider short block depending on condition. The block needs to have good compression in both rotors, it can't or ever have experienced heating problems, no leaks of what so ever, no smoking of what so ever, and you pretty much get my point. Also would like the block to have less than 70k miles on it if possible, at the most. Anything above that you're gonna have to really show me something spectacular about it. Other than that, my only requirement is that the motor is local in So-Cal area, no exceptions period, because I'd rather pick up the motor than ship it for inspection purposes. Thanks for your time everyone who reads. Please e-mail me at CGarguena@hotmail.com. Trust me, fastest way to get ahold of me is email. Thanks again.



-Chris



P.S.~I'm located in Rosemead, CA (roughly 10-15 min. away from downtown Los Angeles), zip code 91770 if you need to use a map. =)

ha nice title,,,and umm good luck...

good way to catch someones attention

Bwahahahahaha.



You are a funny man. You can't handle a rex. You would spin it out and hit a pole. FWD for you!



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obviously people still lack hooked on phonics skills not realizing it was a joke to get peoples attention to read my thread. oh well, it's to troublesome to explain myself to someone who shoots their mouth off with out reading. guess the world is filled with stupid people, go figure. anyway still looking for a motor, free bump for me =)

the problem is the way you got our attention. Good luck finding the engine.

Not only that, but you're obvisouly not getting anyone's attention who has a s4 motor..

if that's the case i think people really need to lighten up, then again i did say it was only a joke "to get people's attention". if i personally were tor read a title then go into the post and read on, i'd completely laugh at it. especially since alot of people in the past have done similar post to attract attention to their post, and yes, were very successful. but hey, that's just me, i really thought it'd get laughs out of people and not rises. if it makes everyone upset, i apologize sincerely if you think i'm mocking my fellow rotary lovers. although i'm still looking for a motor. yet another bump for me =)

well if it doesn't work, i guess i'll make a new post later saying i want a s4 motor blah blah blah and all the other requirements i'm hoping for. if the moderators really don't approve of the thread, just have them let me know so i can start another thread. again i apologize to everyone whom i've offended.

I am still bewildered over your first snotty reply after everyone obviously got the joke.



I have re-read the first 3 responses twice now and all 3 seem to have gotten the joke. I think you might have miss read Fluid Dynamics post and have interpreted it as a honda bash when in reality it was quite clear he was joking back to you over your clever title. Hooked on phonics?



I have access to a S-4 TII motor w/ 55K miles on it. I good shape and complete. Including wiring harness and ECU.



It is in Florida. It is being sold for $750. + Shipping.



I am not sure if it has been sold its a friends and a guy was going to put it in his Porsche 911. I'll check tomarrow.

well if there were any misinterpretations, i apologize to everyone, and thanks for definitely pointing it out that way. well it sounds like a good offer but i'm not looking to do a t2 conversion yet. that's going to wait till summer time when i smog. but thanks for the offer. i have some rest that might interested in that package so i'll send them your way. thanks



-Chris

well again i apologize to everyone about my title, i really didn't mean to offend people. it was just an idea that i thought would get some laugh's and some quick responses from people to read my post. oh well, i guess "**** happens". so if the moderators would be so kind to get rid of this post, i'll be more than happy to start another post in a more "mature" fashion with a usual boring "WTB: s4 motor" title. so again i am sorry, please accept my apology. i know it wasn't the brightest idea but i just wanted to see if it would work to get attention, but obviously it wasn't the attention i was looking for. welp, you make a mistake and learn from it. thanks



-Chris

Yeah Chris, I wasn't dissing you, I was making the joke funnier. You need to fix your 7 and go drive it. You are edgy. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

sorry about that fluid, i just didn't think of it that way. and yeah i've been really edgy lately since i haven't gotten to drive my 7 since september. plus alot of other things that are adding up and stressing me out. like i said man, i'm really sorry and i apologize for the stupid crap i said without thinking. heh, what a hypocrit i am. well i still need a motor, and if anyone's selling someone please shoot it my way. it's like being on a basketball team but riding the bench, i know it's a weird analogy but you get the point. i want my 7 breathing damn it. lol well merry x-mas everyone.

No pissing matches please, or I'll kill all of you. Do I have to say that I was joking, or is the bottom smiley clear enough.



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...doublebird.gif Merry X-Mas guys. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png