Ok so I am drive down the road and I notice a civic in front of me so I get over to the other lane and we come to a stop light. My friend Grant is in the car with me and he says you gunna race him. At first I didn't even think it would be worth it...but then I thought about it and figured it would be funny to put a ricer in his place.



FYI: This was a Civic Si with a Body kit, Full exhaust and the sound of a Intake. He also had the riced out neon inside and that stupid neon Wiper FLuid thing. I figured this guy probally has put alot into the car.



Of course I am prepared to race...but before I can even put my foot on the pedal to rev then ricer does it. Heh he wants to play.



Light turns green and I launch at 4k. Man I am way ahead of him (5 car lengths) by the time I get to second. So I figure it would be funny to let him catch up so he thinks that his VTEC is making a difference. Keep in mind I am in second gear. So he gets next to me and starts to pull. I then rev catch up to him rev so he hears the blow off valve and take off like a bat out of hell. I get to 4th gear and I am way ahead so rev the engine up and shoot a nice flame. I am in neautral and see him trying to do a flyby after I have already slow down.



The best part of this whole race was when he tried to do a flyby....he starts to try and pass so I drop to second bark the tires, shoot a flame and get way ahead again forcing him to not do a ricer flyby.



Man it was funny he ended up staying way behind after that https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png



BTW my mods are the following:



1990 TII

Street Ported Engine

720 secondaries

FCD

Cone Intake

Custom TID

HKS Catback exhaust

Mid pipe

Test Pipe

HKS Blow Off Valve

flames https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/devil.gif

thats f*cking hilarious dude!

Good kill

My buddy has a 99 Civic SI and has modded it some and it just doesnt respond as well to mods as some cars do. But they still can be a good run from a roll which is why he likes to race that way!



But anyway good kill!

Some little punk in a new celica action package, and enough blue neons that you could land an airplane on the thing tried to do the ricer flyby to me the other day. I was just cruising and didn't instigate at all. He sped up and passed me on the right. As he passed he turned his stobes on. I got pissed and showed him how quickly I could get around him, and away from him:)

like the commercial, LOOKS fast!(small print)not really.

those are pretty funny commercials, but yeah they blatenly say it, hilarious."LOOKS"

LMFAO ROTFL

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Those Civic's are Si's, you just can't **** with them like that, he'll wipe you right off the road.



You need at least 410rwhp to even think about keeping up, "We are not amused"!



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really? thats...interesting. so your saying you have to have at least 410 whp to **** with a civic si? somehow I dont agree, mainly because I wipe these civic si's out with my 83 NA GSL





-rukh

haha i saw a riced out civic dx today with gay ass altezzas but he didnt wanna run +( *****

She was joking. She's hot, she can do that.

heh, ok cool



-rukh

You guys would die if you saw the NA Skyline, NA Supras and NA Silvias guys over here. A lot of the turbo guys are just as bad too. I had a crew of Non-GTR turbo R32's bother me for 30minutes one night. Their constant BOVing and tire barking got to me so I decided shut them up with one quick burst to 4th gear from a stop. I think my wastegate made one of the driver's Japanese girl piss her pants because she went pale when I launched. hahahahaha! Needless to say they acted like model citizens at the next light but one guy was pissed because his Japanese girl was laughing at him. Nothing like spanking Nissans with a Hunda!

you learn em good rutt https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR

I've got to where I hate driving my car at night! There must be a riceboy magnet on my car or something because all of the ricers love revving on me. I like the guys who rev while traveling in the opposite direction... WTF over? They are automatically scared of FD's but the IC sitting in the front of my car doesn't phase them at all. I guess they think it's a shiny radiator or something https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

nobody ever tries to race me when i drive around.... its must be me LOL

no jon, it's that you're driving an 83 chevy van.

guess they're not afraid of that bad ass 350?

you have to remember the more exterior mods and lights the slower the car https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



the fastest hondas i know are bone stock on the oustide usually they peel their stickers off some even put dx on thier sis



altezzas with stock exhaust and hubcaps are the first sign of a ***** ricer :rice: lol

I wish you guys could experience the riceboi's over here.

If you install an aftermarket BOV on your stock turbo beater you are guaranteed to beat everybody on the planet. Bwahahahaha

If you drive a WRX, EVO or GTiR you can flip on the hazards after you shift into 2nd gear because you don't want everybody to blast past you. That's one way to insure that you don't lose in sprints longer than 100meters.

It's cool to have a big fuzzy piece of while shag carpet on your dashboard if you drive a mini-van, 4 door boat or a wagon.

Who cares if you can't control your hydros or pneumatics because they are as cool as two Great Danes stuck together on a frozen pond that is cracking.....yuck

I actually saw a 180SX that had Altezza's for an Integra grafted into it's ass? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/wtf.gif Did I miss something there?



I'll stop now and leave some for later! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/flamed.gif

no jon, it's that you're driving an 83 chevy van.

guess they're not afraid of that bad ass 350?[/quote]

89 chevy van BITCH !

Aww man! You should have gotten one of those 4wd Dodge vans!!

I saw that thing...that ******* TERRIBLE...

One of my friends just got a very mint Red 87 GXL AUTOMATIC!

So dumb, so dumb. Paid $2800 for it, and it's slow as dogshit.

He only likes them because of me, and if I told him to get any car that looked half decent, he would've.

But he's more friends with a lot of ricers who have nothing but huge heavy subwoofer boxs and stereos, neons, and one has headers and exhaust on his SOHC Civic Coupe.

Anyways, I refuse to help him becuase I know he'll just rice it out awfully.

At least it's an Auto going to the ricer graveyard

comeon node dont u know anything??? the more subwoofers and stickers u have the faster your car goes!! all those extra pounds of wood and vinyl = pure horsepower :rice:

i just bought a 1988 nt with the limited slip differential. think it will take sis? i plan on porting and polishing this car in the future and possibly adding a supercharger since i do work for camden superchargers https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

LOL ...I tell everyone my 15's add 30 hp, had one guy believing it too.....told him my car was so light the air off the subs worked like afterburners, but ya gotta understand, i don't have a hatch, i have speakerbox......damn 2 seaters.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png