I encountered a bestickered and bespoilered Lancer coupe with a WRX bonnet scoop, chrome 35" wheels displaying stock polish tin brakes, 205/0.5/35 rubber and drainpipe exhaust going home Friday PM

Driven by Mr TooCoolForWords & his (cute) Popsie passenger. I saw his lips move even thru a perfect Elvis sneer as he reads' My other car is a 350hp rotary' sticker i have on the back of my daily driver & then proceeds to teach me a lesson from the red light..........except he doesn't manage to get in front of me...........his (cute) Popsie passenger starts laughing, which probably wasn't too smart seeing as she is in the car with him.



There are mitigating circumstances to be fair:

His wing was in the tea-tray position not fullrace

He didn't have any HKS stickers

My daily is a 1980 Hilux truck and is tweaked:

Has round tailights (That in itself says 'need not apply!'Eveyone knows fast cars have round lights)

Has a no expense considered hi-po fullsik $100 from the breakers yard 65hp motor

Has low-profile 80-series tyres

Had the door mirrors folded back in 'Super Pursuit' position