| TurboSmoke |
03-22-2003 01:20 AM |
This is a older kill i had back when my 7 was on the road just thought i would share it here.
Well here is how it worked out. Where i grew up there were these 2 brothers like 3 houses down the road. well the one has a civic 4 door automatic. all riced out and ****. well anyhow i was down visiting my mom seeing how she was doing and **** and chris pulls up (the one with the civic...oh btw its purple. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR ) well he comes down and starts talking how he has a type R motor comming in from japan and all this other **** (their whole family lies like crazy. always have. even his mom and dad) well i was down there and his brother josh pulls up. and i was like nice probe. lol. and he said he bought it for 600 cause the turbos were blown.. so by this time i am thinking WTF. and he said they had them replaced. well i asked him to see the motor cause i said "chris they never made a twin turbo probe." and he kept swearing up and down it was. well anyhow i asked him to show me the motor and he said only if i bet him 500.00 well i did not have the $ to bet so i said no. well anyhow i was leaving and josh was commin out behind me. (its a auto BTW.) so i was running to the store and josh was headed to his girls house. we get on the main road and line up at the light. so i looked out the window and asked him if he wanted to race and he said he would spank the hell out of me. well the light hit green and i was not paying attention i was playing with the radio getting some racing music on. and i hit it he had about 15 ft head start on me. so i hit 2nd and chirped them. i held the gas down and BEEEPPPPPPPP!!!!! so i hit 3rd and i held it down. till i heard another BEEEP!!! and i look over to see where he went and he was not next to me. so i look in my rear veiw mirror and he is about 3 cars behind me. so i was like turbo my ass. so i got back to the house after the gas run and i was talking to his bro and told him how bad i had just beat josh and he said thats cause they have the boost turned down to 20psi. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif i started laughing. i said "chris you are running 20 psi on stock TWINS?" he said "yea normally we have them set at 30psi." by this time i could not keep a straight face i was crying i was laughing so hard. well when his brother came back i told him to pop the hood and chris said he couldnt cause he shut the hood to hard and it jammed shut. well i looked around on the interior and there was no boost gaudge nothing so i broght that up and he points to this little clock thing on the dash and said that was the boost gaudge. ok whatever. well 3 weeks later i see josh and his brother was not around to make up lies for him. and he asked me if i knew how to put on those ricer led's well i happen to know because i put them on a friends car. So i told him i would have to see if i can get them through the holes in the hood and i could not tell unless he poped it. (i used that to get a look at the motor) well while the hood was up i saw i could not put them on the car and while it was up i was looking around the motor and i asked josh where the turbo's were and he pointed to the exhaust manifold on it and said they were in there. i was like ok so you are tellin me your turbos are 1 1/4 inch in diamiter and you are pushing 20+ psi? i started laughing at him and told him how stupid he was telling everyone it was a Twin turbo. needless to say he is now the new laughing stock of this town. not to mention his brother got kicked out of his car club for making up a bs lie like that and not knowing enough about cars to be allowed in. so all ricers get theirs.
sorry so long
TurboSmoke |
