I got shot in the leg with a bottle rocket and it hurt and smelled like burnt hair. But I didn't even say ouch.



CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT?!?!

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https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif just kidding hehe

<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>OH NOES!!! NOT TEH EBAUMS PICS!!! I AM POWARLES AGAINTS THEIR POWORS OF ORIGINALITEY!!!!!! UGH ACK DEAD</span>

muhahahhaahaha

ouch, my brain.

BOTTLE ROCKET

POCKET ROCKET

SILVER LOCKET?

**** lock it.

Finger shock it.

Bottle rocket man?



Mark

i think there needs to be more drinking and more posting!!

[quote name='inanimate_object' date='Jul 6 2005, 01:16 PM']Bottle rocket man?



Mark


[/quote]

Awsome!

1st cruise missle from Taiwan?

[quote name='spaceman Spiff' date='Jul 6 2005, 12:39 PM']i think there needs to be more drinking and more posting!!


[/quote]

i think there needs to be more drinking and more spooning!!

[quote name='l8t apex' date='Jul 6 2005, 02:17 PM']Awsome!

1st cruise missle from Taiwan?


[/quote]



Dat wuz skrait up Japan, dawg.



didn't you hear da countdizzle? "San, Ni, Ichi!!!!!!"



Dayem, kneegrow...you best learn yo aZns.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

pocket pewl?

Formula 9?

from outer space, no less.

Jackboots, no offense...but your attempt to type obnoxious with all-caps and "OH NOES!!" is just as played out as Ebaumsworld pic-posts....



Just keeping you informed.



-Signed, Elitist Prick

One entry found for facetious.

Main Entry: fa·ce·tious

Pronunciation: f&-'sE-sh&s

Function: adjective

Etymology: Middle French facetieux, from facetie jest, from Latin facetia

1 : joking or jesting often inappropriately : WAGGISH <just being facetious>

2 : meant to be humorous or funny : not serious <a facetious remark>

synonym see WITTY







Main Entry: iro·ny

Pronunciation: 'I-r&-nE also 'I(-&)r-nE

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s): plural -nies

Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler

1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony

2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance

3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony

synonym see WIT







Main Entry: sar·casm

Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m

Function: noun

Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut

1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms>

2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm <this is no time to indulge in sarcasm>

synonym see WIT







Now who's the prick?

Your point? Mute.



Now who's the *******?

The correct word to have used in that sentence? Moot.



Main Entry: moot

Function: adjective

1 a : open to question : DEBATABLE b : subjected to discussion : DISPUTED

2 : deprived of practical significance : made abstract or purely academic



Now who's the dumbass?

[quote name='jackboots' date='Jul 7 2005, 02:49 PM']

Now who's the dumbass?


[/quote]



YOUR RETARDED.



Unless you're overlooking my sarcasm with sarcasm of which I originally had given it's a GenD post?



Either case, you're a Homo.

MORAL OF THE ******* STORY



ebuams is gayer then rainbow colored assless chaps

how about rainbow colored chocolate chips? are those gay?



I hope not.



I like them.



Wait,



Do rainbow colored chocolate chips even exist?



If they don't, can we imagine that they do exist, and that they're not gay, and also that I like them?



ok.