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What do you call a pig wearing cow slippers?
Moo-Shu Pork |
ha ha haaaaaa.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/dry.png
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Fall not in love therefore, it will stick to your face
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When night workers break at midnight for a meal, is it lunch or dinner? Or breakfast?
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"I see, I see," said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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Originally Posted by kkw4p' date='Aug 6 2003, 10:51 AM
"I see, I see," said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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If you put instant coffee in a microwave, will you go back in time?
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Aug 6 2003, 09:52 AM
hey, we don't need that incest crap in here!
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Originally Posted by kkw4p' date='Aug 6 2003, 10:58 AM
WTF?
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"Then go ahead and smite me, almighty smiter!"
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Originally Posted by kkw4p' date='Aug 6 2003, 08:51 AM
"I see, I see," said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
'I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.' |
Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Aug 6 2003, 11:13 AM
I thought it was
'I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.' Q: What does an Elephant use as a tampon? A: A sheep. |
its wednesday?
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Forgot to flip the page on the calendar again?
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Aug 6 2003, 01:45 PM
Forgot to flip the page on the calendar again?
mike |
lol its thursday afternoon here wednesday was yesterday
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Originally Posted by mazdaspeed101' date='Aug 6 2003, 05:50 PM
lol its thursday afternoon here wednesday was yesterday
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Thursday morning here, wednesday was yesterday here to. good thing for that.
So my thought for wednesday, whch was yesterday, is: Don't hang out with your best friends mum. |
wow, it's like looking into the future!
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So my thought for wednesday, whch was yesterday, is: Don't hang out with your best friends mum. Would you care to elaborate on this comment? |
A bear and a rabbit are sitting in the woods.
The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks, "does **** stick to your fur?" The rabbit, looking a bit puzzled replies, "why no, no it doesn't." Upon hearing this the bear smiles, picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
Originally Posted by WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 7 2003, 10:45 AM
A bear and a rabbit are sitting in the woods.
The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks, "does **** stick to your fur?" The rabbit, looking a bit puzzled replies, "why no, no it doesn't." Upon hearing this the bear smiles, picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png haha! loophole! |
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Aug 7 2003, 11:09 AM
[quote name='WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 7 2003, 10:45 AM'] A bear and a rabbit are sitting in the woods.
The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks, "does **** stick to your fur?" The rabbit, looking a bit puzzled replies, "why no, no it doesn't." Upon hearing this the bear smiles, picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png haha! loophole![/quote] Bastard! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...doublebird.gif |
Originally Posted by WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 7 2003, 11:34 AM
[quote name='Baldy' date='Aug 7 2003, 11:09 AM'][quote name='WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 7 2003, 10:45 AM'] A bear and a rabbit are sitting in the woods.
The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks, "does **** stick to your fur?" The rabbit, looking a bit puzzled replies, "why no, no it doesn't." Upon hearing this the bear smiles, picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png haha! loophole![/quote] Bastard! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...doublebird.gif [/quote] let me guess: you eat **** like me for breakfast, right? [nelson voice]haha![/nelson voice] |
I try to avoid the whole eating **** thing in general, haha, that just made me think of ne of the funny scenes in American Wedding.
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