Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry

In five days from now he's gonna marry

He's hopin you can make it there if you can

Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man

You say neat-o, check your libido

And roll to the church in your new tuxedo

The bride walks down just to start the wedding

And there's one more girl you won't be getting

So you start thinkin then you start blinking

The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking

She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back

And now your feelin really firm cause the girl is stacked

Reception's jumpin faces pumpin

You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin

Says she wants to dance to a different groove

Now you know what to do just bust a move

wtf is this

LOCKED DUE to extremely poor taste