Went to the Allergy DR. today, Got my blood Tests back. I am allergic to:

Wheat, corn, lettuce, soybean, sugarcane, malt, onions, tomatoes, CHOCALATE, coconut, orange, peanut, potaoes, tea and tomatoes

wow sucks to be you(in the nicest way possible)

im not allergiv to anything

so what does that leave you with? that blows!



mike

So if i throw a peanut at you you'll break out in hideous bumps and stuff?







That blows.

Beef, Chicken, pork, Eggs (WHICH I ******* HATE< THE SMELL MAKES ME PUKE[Old childhhod trauma complements of my father])bananas, milk

Are you allergic to the hello kitty vibrator?

ok thats not too bad, sucks about the chocolate though



mike

should make it pretty easy to diet though https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/rolleyes.gif



i'd have to replace the chocolate with something



***** probably.

um, you eat cat?



mike