WORST thing you've ever said to someone.
#1
To get off the other hot topics....ugh...
Ok this one time, I was trying (hint, trying... I can't even get good feeds from people on the NET!!) to pick up a girl in Ocean City....
Well anyway, she was rather rude to me and I said:
"OK then, bitch. If your ***** is THAT good, you can eat it your ******* self".
I got slapped. But it was SO worth it!
Ok this one time, I was trying (hint, trying... I can't even get good feeds from people on the NET!!) to pick up a girl in Ocean City....
Well anyway, she was rather rude to me and I said:
"OK then, bitch. If your ***** is THAT good, you can eat it your ******* self".
I got slapped. But it was SO worth it!
#5
Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Oct 10 2002, 04:21 PM
Ive always been a fan of the age old "NICE SHOES, WANNA ****?"
Or- "You want to go out for some Pizza and then we ****?" girl:NO "why you have something against Pizza?"
Or- "You want to go out for some Pizza and then we ****?" girl:NO "why you have something against Pizza?"
#6
*This is me drunk about 7 yrs ao and my couin heard this onversaon witha girl I was ********
Girl* (Can me and you get seriuos and be g/f and b/f)
Me* (Yeah if no one knows)
Months after *******..and no I didnt want a relashionship...
Girl* (Can me and you get seriuos and be g/f and b/f)
Me* (Yeah if no one knows)
Months after *******..and no I didnt want a relashionship...
#7
A dude comes in my office (There you go Rob, I work for a Bank) and he looks kinda ragedy, we usually only take clients with deposits over $250K so I didn't think he knew that. He wanted to open a bussines account with us so he was directed to me.
Guy: I'd like to open an account with your bank.
Me: Do you have any money?
I don't know what came over me but I just said that and he left in a fury.I never got a chance to apologize.
Guy: I'd like to open an account with your bank.
Me: Do you have any money?
I don't know what came over me but I just said that and he left in a fury.I never got a chance to apologize.
#8
Originally Posted by 7Sweety' date='Oct 10 2002, 04:47 PM
A dude comes in my office (There you go Rob, I work for a Bank) and he looks kinda ragedy, we usually only take clients with deposits over $250K so I didn't think he knew that. He wanted to open a bussines account with us so he was directed to me.
Guy: I'd like to open an account with your bank.
Me: Do you have any money?
I don't know what came over me but I just said that and he left in a fury.I never got a chance to apologize.
Guy: I'd like to open an account with your bank.
Me: Do you have any money?
I don't know what came over me but I just said that and he left in a fury.I never got a chance to apologize.
#10
There were some weird folks that used to have a yacht at the marina I used to live at. They were so goddamned rich, but they dressed in clothes that looked like leftover thrift store stock. They were nice folks, but totally weird acting sometimes.