well my wife is leaving tomorrow to new york to be at her moms for 1 month .
list of thing you would do while she`s gone |
Get a bunch of your friends over for poker night. Drink beers, smoke stogies, and stay up 'til the rooster crows.
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Mow your hot next-door neighbour's hedge.
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What to do when your wife is out? Hookers.
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Cry because you miss her, call and/or text her every 5 minutes, send flowers. Clean the house and do chores to make her happy when she returns.
*snicker snicker* |
Build a guard tower with 50 cal turret
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Originally Posted by 1979rx7' post='903911' date='Jul 7 2008, 06:22 PM
well my wife is leaving tomorrow to new york to be at her moms for 1 month .
list of thing you would do while she`s gone You should take some time to get in touch with your feminine side. Plant some pretty petunias in the front yard and have a big plate of home-baked cookies waiting for her when she gets home. Take classes in feng-shui and flower arranging. Do some cross-stitch. Catch up on the latest neighborhood gossip. Look at yourself naked in the mirror and ask yourself "Do I look fat?" Buy yourself something pretty. Stuff a bra and try it on to see how you would look with a boob job. |
how can we combine hookers and the 50 cal torrent??
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50 cal torrent?
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at 4pm i have to leave the shop to take her to the airport then i might come back to work
if not i`m going home and have a long nap.... get ready to be free at lease for a while no hookers for me .... only friends with benefit that way you dont have to pay them would you bring one of then home ? |
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