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Sinful7 12-14-2005 12:35 PM

How come pork chops don't taste like bacon?

GreyGT-C 12-14-2005 12:48 PM

that is actually a good ****** question dude

l8t apex 12-14-2005 12:54 PM

God , I would eat bacon steaks! ******* pig cant get it right.

1988RedT2 12-14-2005 01:40 PM

Actually, if you cut a pork chop really thin and then cook the **** out of it, it really does begin to taste a bit like bacon. Now, if you were to cure a chop the same as most bacon is cured, I'm sure you could get even closer.

drunkin_idiot 12-14-2005 01:51 PM

why doesnt poop taste like the food you already ate?

Sinful7 12-14-2005 01:56 PM

lol

j9fd3s 12-14-2005 02:02 PM

pork chops are good, bacon is good

TYSON 12-14-2005 02:04 PM

Why is a ham such a different colour from both? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png

Sinful7 12-14-2005 02:04 PM

you call it ham.. we call it 'canadian bacon'

j9fd3s 12-14-2005 02:14 PM

oh, i'll play, we call it snow, what do they call it?

Sinful7 12-14-2005 02:23 PM

COCAINE

teknics 12-14-2005 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='786621' date='Dec 14 2005, 03:14 PM
oh, i'll play, we call it snow, what do they call it?



grass? sand? the ground?



how about:



"we call it a 2 person sled, they call it...."



kevin.

Tessai 12-14-2005 05:47 PM

A bed?



Prom night's last dance?

j9fd3s 12-14-2005 06:11 PM


Originally Posted by teknics' post='786686' date='Dec 14 2005, 03:18 PM

grass? sand? the ground?



how about:



"we call it a 2 person sled, they call it...."



kevin.



what is a touque?

ryderx 12-14-2005 06:59 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='786717' date='Dec 14 2005, 05:11 PM

what is a touque?

torque is, first thing in the morning when u have wood and u have to pee really bad, as u push it down to aim, it lifts your heals off the ground, that’s torque for you

teknics 12-15-2005 03:42 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='786717' date='Dec 14 2005, 07:11 PM



what is a touque?



close, close. its actually a taxi.



kevin.

Sinful7 12-15-2005 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by ryderx' post='786732' date='Dec 14 2005, 05:59 PM

torque is, first thing in the morning when u have wood and u have to pee really bad, as u push it down to aim, it lifts your heals off the ground, that’s torque for you

ROFL https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

Rob x-7 12-15-2005 06:12 PM

why doesnt filet mignon taste like chop meat

j9fd3s 12-15-2005 07:01 PM


Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='787021' date='Dec 15 2005, 04:12 PM

why doesnt filet mignon taste like chop meat



because its filet mignon?

TYSON 12-15-2005 07:11 PM

Because it has BACON!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Rob x-7 12-15-2005 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='787027' date='Dec 15 2005, 08:01 PM

because its filet mignon?



a pork chop is not bacon or ham

Sinful7 12-15-2005 07:49 PM

Piss on our parade, why don't you?

89 Rag 12-15-2005 09:28 PM

I prefer bacon encrusted pork chops...straight from the bourbon marinade to the grill.

sweet7 12-15-2005 10:05 PM


Originally Posted by ryderx' post='786732' date='Dec 14 2005, 04:59 PM

torque is, first thing in the morning when u have wood and u have to pee really bad, as u push it down to aim, it lifts your heals off the ground, that’s torque for you





hahahah no one said "torque"



touque is a Japanese city.

ryderx 12-15-2005 11:41 PM


Originally Posted by sweet7' post='787080' date='Dec 15 2005, 09:05 PM

hahahah no one said "torque"



touque is a Japanese city.



my bad, my eyes read what they wanted to...... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png

j9fd3s 12-16-2005 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by sweet7' post='787080' date='Dec 15 2005, 08:05 PM

hahahah no one said "torque"



touque is a Japanese city.



i thought it was a canadian hat made from beaver?

Sinful7 12-16-2005 01:26 PM

mmm.. beaver hat.


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