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"What's Worse Than ..."

A Pyromaniac In A Blazer?



A barber in a Seville



A seamstress in a Dart



An insurance adjuster in an Acclaim



A construction worker in a Bobcat



A creature in a black Laguna



A theater manager in a Marquis



An astronomer in an Eclipse



An exterminator in a Beetle



A call-girl in an Escort



A spiritualist in an Aurora



A proctologist in a Probe



A proctologist in a Ram



An orator in a Civic



A country singer in a Neon



A reporter in a S'Coupe



A Good Humor man in a S'Coupe



An orchestra conductor in a Prelude



A classical musician in a Sonata



A customs inspector in a Passport



A dog trainer in a Rover



A jeweler in a Topaz



A band leader in a Tempo



A gentleman in a Gallant



A Bullfighter in a Matador



A mother-in-law in a Barracuda



An electrician in a Charger



A snake handler in a Viper



A second-story man in a Prowler



A car thief in a Jimmy



A lepidopterist in a Monarch



Barbie in a Malibu



Sgt. Preston in a Yukon



Queen Elizabeth in a Regal



Prince Rainier in a Monaco



Princess Stephanie in a Riviera



Prince Charles in a Regency



Joan Collins in a Dynasty



(Hillary Clinton in a Park Avenue?)



Jim Garner in a Maverick



Kato in a green Hornet



Nixon in a Checker



Kissinger in a Diplomat



Speedy Gonzales in a Fiesta



Wile E. Coyote in a Road Runner



Elmer Fudd in a Wabbit



Miss Muffet in a Spyder



Charles Lindberg in an Intrepid



Christopher Columbus in a Voyager



Blackbeard in a Corsair



Russell Means in a Dakota



Tonto in a Cherokee



Dorothy in a Syclone



Benjamin Franklin in a Lightning



Carl Sagan in a Nova



Bruce Lee in a Sidekick



Oscar De la Hoya in a Challenger



John Mellencamp in a Cougar



Wonder Woman in a gold Lariat



Edmund Halley in a Comet



Public-TV yoga instructor Lillias in a Lotus



Rosie O'Donnel and Charlton Heston in a Colt



Yassir Arafat and Menahim Begin in an Accord



Nostradamus and Jeanne Dixon in a Futura

Nice, but less teeth next time