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ColinRX7 01-27-2004 09:19 AM

1999 hide and go seek champion

Srce 01-27-2004 09:23 AM

Lame.

ColinRX7 01-27-2004 09:38 AM

Made me laugh

Srce 01-27-2004 09:40 AM


Originally Posted by ColinRX7' date='Jan 27 2004, 10:38 AM
Made me laugh

Look, a blue book!

ColinRX7 01-27-2004 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by Srce' date='Jan 27 2004, 07:40 AM
Look, a blue book!

lame

j9fd3s 01-27-2004 10:28 AM

why did the blonde like a car with more headroom?

ColinRX7 01-27-2004 10:34 AM

dunno why

j9fd3s 01-27-2004 10:38 AM

more headroom!

j9fd3s 01-27-2004 10:38 AM

lol why did mike **** up the joke?

ColinRX7 01-27-2004 10:38 AM

so a horse walks into a bar



says ow

j9fd3s 01-27-2004 10:39 AM

i was gonna say cause i havent had my coffee yet, but ok

Srce 01-27-2004 10:43 AM

I'd love to offically impose a ban on bad jokes. I think I'm moraly obligated to do it too. Don't push me dammit, I'm a man on the edge.

j9fd3s 01-27-2004 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by Srce' date='Jan 27 2004, 08:43 AM
I'd love to offically impose a ban on bad jokes. I think I'm moraly obligated to do it too. Don't push me dammit, I'm a man on the edge.

how do you get damir over the edge?

ColinRX7 01-27-2004 10:50 AM

ketchup?

j9fd3s 01-27-2004 10:52 AM

wave!

ColinRX7 01-27-2004 10:52 AM

http://www.homestarrunner.com/wallpa...wallpaper3.jpg

Eric Happy Meal 01-27-2004 02:46 PM

how can you tell if a blonde girl has a blonde boyfriend?

Srce 01-27-2004 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jan 27 2004, 11:52 AM
wave!

I still have lots to learn. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

UniqueTII 01-27-2004 03:01 PM


Originally Posted by Eric Happy Meal' date='Jan 27 2004, 02:46 PM
how can you tell if a blonde girl has a blonde boyfriend?

Her belly button is bruised.

Travisty 01-27-2004 03:03 PM

so a termite walks into a bar and says "is the bartender here?"

Turbo II 01-27-2004 03:06 PM

maxim jokes suck now!

Baldy 01-27-2004 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Jan 27 2004, 05:01 PM
Her belly button is bruised.

hah, that one took me a second















and I'm not blonde, in case you were wondering

phinsup 01-27-2004 03:34 PM

How many construction workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?











































































**** that, light bulbs are electricians work.

j9fd3s 01-27-2004 03:39 PM

how why did the new polish navy have wondows on the bottoms of their boats?

Baldy 01-27-2004 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jan 27 2004, 05:39 PM
how why did the new polish navy have wondows on the bottoms of their boats?

was this before or after they designed the wording of your post?



zing!

Srce 01-27-2004 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Jan 27 2004, 04:34 PM
How many construction workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?











































































**** that, light bulbs are electricians work.

That was sad!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png



























































https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

j9fd3s 01-27-2004 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jan 27 2004, 01:39 PM
how why did the new polish navy have wondows on the bottoms of their boats?

so they could see the old polish navy!

Mazderati 01-27-2004 04:49 PM

How does a blonde try to kill a bird.

























































Tosses it off a cliff.

ColinRX7 01-27-2004 05:17 PM

How many union workers does it take to change a lightbulb?



37. You got a problem with that?

j9fd3s 01-27-2004 05:20 PM

ok, so theres a priest a rabbi and a bunny rabbit.....

ColinRX7 01-27-2004 05:27 PM

oh boy ive never heard this one

defprun 01-27-2004 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jan 27 2004, 03:20 PM
ok, so theres a priest a rabbi and a bunny rabbit.....

What? No *****?

Eric Happy Meal 01-27-2004 08:03 PM

what do a blonde and a turtle have in common?































































once theyre on their back theyre both screwed.

teknics 01-27-2004 10:53 PM

how do you know a blonde was the last to use a computer.





theres white out on the screen, a duh.



kevin.


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