Srce

This is mine. A few months ago I met this girl, I won't say her name for fear of recognition, but needless to say, Melisa was very HOT. After a few dates, she began to annoy me, and I set out to break things up with her. Our DEEP (Yeah right!!!) conversations began to fade and I was determined to call it quits. As I was about to dump her, she sat me down in front of her parents and said that I was the best date she had ever had, and that it made her folks very happy that she was going out with me. Not knowing how to cope with this, and not wanting to break her heart, I said I was GHEY. I sort of let her down easy and tried to comfort her by saying that "It's not you Mel, it's me, I'm changing". Feeling pretty good about accomplishing my quest, I started going out to clubs again, as a single NON GHEY guy. One night, cought up in a babe named Tery, Melisa saw me giving Tery a lapdance in front of a huge crowd. Basically, I was toast, but my cheek didn't hurt a lot, she doesn't have that strong of a hand. Plus, Tery was a great lay.

bigtime

i never lie.

apexkw

you said you were ghey hahahahaha

Stripgear

If I was her, I'd bring over a real ghey guy and say "prove it" :redface:

Sinful7

Hmmmm... one time I was caught dealing drugs out of my apartment. Considering my folks were helping me with school at the time, that was really one huge lie. Until they found out that is.



I stopped dealing, haven't for a few years now...

r_xplicit

i am STRAIGHT!











j/k.... :bigok:

r_xplicit

i really am straight....i hope that i am not lying



i like the :yum: puddy tat too much.....

7sweetie

i personally dont make it a point to lie, but i have a good one. this was one of my ex bf's greatest lies ever.



We had broke up my senior year (he cheated on me) in high school so when I went to college, i was single but he and i were still talking, like we were basically boyfriend/girlfriend, just didnt have the title, it was pretty confusing. so i go to college date this guy and then kiss this one guy. anyways i emailed my best friend about me messing around with this guy and how he was so hot and blah blah blah. well my ex boyfriend liked to check my email cause he just "happend" to guess my password. anyways read this email and didnt tell me. later he asks me so did you kiss this guy chris. (he already knew about chris cause i had been hanging out with him) and i knew that he would freakin go off on me if he knew i kissed chris, plus i felt it was none of his business who i was kissing since we werent together so i said no. and he kept asking me and asking me and i kept saying no, the whole time he knows i did. so then he proceeds to make up a screen name that resembles the name of my best friend who i emailed, so naturally i thought this was my friend IM'ing me. he starts going off on how i'm a **** or whatever, i cant remember all he said, but he was quoting word for word my email and i was like, how could my best friend be talking to me like this. so after that conversation im crying, email my best friend and im like dont ever ****** talk to me again blah blah blah, well my best friend emails me back saying WTF he had nothing to do with it. so we basically investigated into the situation and figured out it was my ex bf. he fessed up, cried, trying to cover his ***.



so he lied to me, then tried to turn it on my best friend to sabatoge our friendship (he was always jealous and hated my best friend which is a guy btw) and the whole time, he was blackmailing me. he already knew i kissed this guy, he just didnt want to get his *** caught.



now tell me how fucked up that is?

7sweetie

AND another fucked up thing is, i STILL took him back after that

bigtime

something that ive been wondering... how are u an ihor together if u are in texas and he is in north jersey