Cut myself with a box knife at work had to go get for stitches, wasn't too bad, but I have to wear this splint so it makes typing hard for the next two weeks.

Just masturbate with the other hand and youll be fine.

Or call bigtime to whisper sweet nothings in your ear!

that sucks, ive been there.



mike

LOL, funniest thing i heard all day. J/K hope ur alright. my mom got stitches on her finger like 2 weeks ago after opening a can and cutting her finger with it.

Bah.. I was trying to show off in a sporting goods store for a girl... I was flipping a mini hatchet and grabbed the blade. Almost lost 3 fingers. Cut to the bone. I tried to play cool like it didn't hurt.. So I held it with the other hand... Well a quart later.. I fell on my face and busted that open too.



Haven't talked to her since.

I almost cut my finger off messing with a knife when I worked in a restaurant. I think the moral of the story is: don't try to impress people with sharp objects.

time to bust out the trusty vicodins =)

Oh I am busting them, I had vicodins and saki for dinner. Oh yea and some chineese food.

I had one 2 many percocets...





I have no Idea what the hell is going on.....