Phins day started off fine without incident. We are worried something bad is going to happen at work now.

Quick, go sabatoge his chair or something!

yea no good can come from this.

I have my fingers crossed for ya.

I fell into a barrel of titties this morning and came out sucking my thumb... that's how good my luck is.

Maybe you should play the lottery?

Yeah, he'd get the winning numbers only to find out the ticket is a forgery!

^phinsup

Falling into a barrel of titties doesnt sound like like good luck. Were you covered in blood and fat?

It's not really fat. It's breast tissue.