did you hear about the dead guy who took viagra?







they got him in the coffin but couldnt close the lid!

did you hear you can get viagra in liquid form?









now you can pour yourself a stiff drink! haha, get it, stiff drink

thank god its friday

Wow. You need a weekend, bad....

All Drugs have a generic name.

Tylenol is Acetaminophen

Advil is Ibuprofen

Penicillin is Amoxycillin And so on...



What's the generic name for Viagra?

Mycoxafailin

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice. The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"



"Never Father, I'm Jewish."



"So then, why are you telling me?"



"Hell! I'm telling everybody!"

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, 'That's no problem. How many do you want?'



The man answered, 'Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.'



The pharmacist said 'That won't do you any good.'



The elderly gentleman said 'That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes'.