have you ever had the urge to throw things at old people?



i sure have.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

Every day! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

just my moving automobile..... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

um if i had a button it would have been pressed



mike

I did have the urge to dump a glass of icewater on my grandma's head once. She was old and senile and being very difficult and it had been a long long day at work.

Only when they are driving in front of me. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png

looks like i picked the wrong time to go senile!



mike

huh?

you say something sonny?

humm.. can I have one of those buttons too?

No I like old people.



PS buy more shirts.

Old people suck.

i had the urge to yell "holla" down the hall to this hot ass girl



unfortunately her ugly friend turned around.



i now try to keep those urges hidden.



kevin.

haha sucks to e you,

please dont "e" me.



kevin.

be*

dont throw things at old people, act like a robot, old people are scared of robots

I believe an insurance policy is available for that.

My friend throws pieces of balled up paper at those guys who mow yards.



We threw a full burger king dr.pepper at a taxi cab that cut me off and called it like 15 times saying we needed a ride. My friend even called him while he was pissing and just put the phone next to his..yea. All in all it was pretty funny.



I just shake my head at old people...they just don't realize that there are laws that concern driving, like speed limits.



I think once you reach a certain age your required to take another driving exam...pass = drive, fail = call a taxi.

My step grandma lives next door.. shes 90+ years old, about 4'5, weighing in at about 75lbs. Legally mentally ill, and the bitch still drives! Get this... we built a house next to her because we bought the land she owned from her for cheap and built a house next to her to keep an eye on her. We put her in a mental institute and she was in there for a couple weeks. I forgot what she was diagnosed with. But she thinks the neighbors are shooting laser rays at her and planting laser transmitters under her house. I **** you not... the cops have been called many times over 'laser rays'. She was outside once spraying the power lines with a hose one day because she thought they were using those lines to read her mind. This lady creeps me out beyond words, and just looking at her is scary. She looks dead... and shes vietnemese and you cant understand 1 work she says. Then one day i was driving behind her on a 45 mph road. she was doing 25, and i couldnt even see her in the driver seat! I kid you not, so i got pissed and sped around her hoping she would crash and die. But not luck.. :( And as i drove past i looked over, and i still couldnt see the small crazy old bitch in the driver seat!!! Old people like that that serve no purpose other than to risk everyone elses health need to be put on an island ... or shot.

thats terrible man....im proud

haha wierd that you put 1 work. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

I don't have to. I saw an old man riding his bike today. He hit a bump and stumbled over pretty hard. I felt bad for him cause he fell on concrete. (was I supposed to stop and help him?)



I only get urges to throw cell phones. They piss me off majorly!! I am on my 6 or 7th one. The one I have right now doesn't work because I threw it out my car window. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png

my friend used to do that, there were all these holes in the wall



mike

every now and then, I get the urge to herbal...that's about it

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I saw an old person once. He was driving a corvette...