Paranoid schizophrenic seeks obsessive compulsive-hand washers a plus! - 26 (mountain view)



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Date: 2005-11-05, 7:28PM PST





Did you hear that? That bang... oh man, the government has been after me for the past five years and it seams they have finally caught on. Do you want to go on the run with me? I am very picky with men. If going down on a woman turns you on, I am not the one for you. You should be petrified of germs, disease, and orphans. When we make love it needs to be with multiple condoms and preferably with a sheet between us (one hole in the middle, small)

About me- personality number three is everyone's favorite, the philanthropist, though you better watch out for #6 as most do not like it when I go into willee cyote and try to stick dynimite on pedestrians (one day I will nab that road runner though).

Turn ons- soap, bungee chords, falafal, and time (not in that order, though if youu can get all four at once I orgasm on thee spot)

Pet peeves- chocolate, the pathological, the CIA, and Jerry Lee Lewis

When you come over come in from the roof (the CIA always knock).

Don't be alarmed by the dead dog up there, he won't bite-

For a good time,

me

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Must be a joke?

one would hope son