Chickenfucker.

"I'd like liter a cola"



"uhh do we have liter a cola?"



"nope"



"we have a small medium or large"



"no i want liter a cola"



"just take a large, farva"



"I DONT WANT A LARGE FARVA!!"



classic.



I think i got it mostly right. I don't remember it exactly but close enough to get the point.

you forgot the best part.



"sir whats a literacola"

"liter is french for GIVE ME MY ******* SODA!"



kevin.

"great prank farva"



"better than that crap you pull!"

~

"and thats the second time i got crabs"



"hrm..stinks like sex in here"

~

"well rookie do you know what this is?"



"thats a shimmy cloth"



"lucky guess. i just lost a buck...to myself!"

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Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Burger Kid: [Into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Burger Kid: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

[Into mic]

Burger Kid: Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Farva: Whatever.

Burger Kid: Want me to super-size your meal for 25 cents?

Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

Burger Kid: It's only 25 cents. Look how much you get.

Farva: You know what I want? A liter of cola. That's French for

[shouting]

Farva: give me my ******* cola!

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."

Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?

Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[As they hand the Captain their pistols]

candy bars!

LOL Good job Jon...



My girl banned me from watching that movie cause I recite the whole goddamn thing... LMAO

license and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER!!!