Well yesterday morning I take a huge chunk of meat out of my heal, this morning Amy takes the Jeep because she killed the battery on the car yesterday leaving the lights on. It's low on gas cause her mom drove it when she was here.... runs out of gas.



Good ****, good ****. Now I must go to work.

sorry to hear this man i dont know why your having bad luck, someone get this man a beer!

But... you just walked into work. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif



How did you do that??

Smoke, mirrors and white tigers!



Oh and I slip you a couple hits of acid in your coffee every morning.



And extacy when we're "goin out wit da boys"

Phins needs a Karma Mainipulation

I wish I had a wife named Amiee.



- Hand

jim needs a working clock?

I hope Jim has good workers comp.

Jim likes to stroke the donk.

mmmph!!



I am gonna go take a dump.

Jim, what exactly does Phins do for you?

gives rimjobs?

Hell I've been here 6 months and I still ain't figured out the answer to that one.

Can i get a job with no description as well? please!

He is here to draw all the bad luck off of us here at the office. Sort of a bad luck distractor if you will.



Unfortunatly we never anticipated hurricanes so we are rethinking this. If we get hit by 4 hurricanes in Florida next season we might have to ship him back to Washington or maybe NY so Rob can become a millionair in the boat repair business.

Phins title is scapegoat.

mmm... rapegoat...

phins man your life ******* sucks!!!!! hahaha just joshin, dude look on the good side, you run the BEST forum on all of the internet with the greatest people, you have amy and you have a jeep.... haha plus you can legally drink all your sorrows away *hug* we allllllll love you