Two blondes meeting:



"I bought a brand new toilet brush yesterday for $20"



"How do you like it?"



"I have my doubts. I liked paper better."

I read this in FHM:



What's the difference between light and hard?



You can sleep with a light on.

how many scots does ittake to change a light blub?

^^Well finish the ******* joke!

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Its not a joke he really wants to know!

Aye as long as you dont look up me kilt, it only takes one, yiarrr.

i thought like 5, 3 to pull 1 off the sheep and the other to actualy do it? (why am i making fun of myself, i be scottish?)

Aye but ur name be seppuku, ye cant be scottish.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?





Let's go ride bikes!