So i'm driving home in the mini pickup. Stop at a light in traffic. Off to the side of the road I see what I assumed was a bum standing at the side of the road, just some sketchy looking black dude. Well I am sitting there minding my own business when all of a sudden I see this guy darting across a couple lanes and heading right toward me. He reaches in his pocket, and I begin to wonder if he is going to pull out a knife or gun, and if I will have time to defend myself through these sliding windows as I try to drive off. BUT, instead he pulls out a business card for some detail shop and wanted to wash my car. Wow what a surprise. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

HAHAHAHA thats so funny.

I let out a single guffaw.

people do some stupid ****.

pee in his butt

Hahaha, ****, why is that funny.

hahahaha cuz its 2 am!!



damn, that was hilarious

you have a purdy mouth 94

pee in his mouth?

i'll pee in your mouth!

Golden showers huh. Sick kids.

yeah...some people do some sketchy ass ****. I was making a cash dep. for blockbuster, I had like 9500 on me from the night before. The bank we go to is just a comercial bank, no privte accounts can be taken care of there. as i walk up to the door with my key, this guy jumps out of his car and runs up to the door, i open the door real quick and slam it so the guy can't get in. and he starts hitting the door and the bank teller told me to let him in...lol. he said he forgot the key and thats why he ran up to the door when he saw me going in. i almost punched that fucker in the face

yeah.. thats some wierd ****.. gets your heart pumpin for that moment when you are tryin to figure out what happens next..



Not whether to pee or not.. but if they are gonna try and Jack your truck or shoot someone.. or slap you in the face.

Like whether to pee or not?