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banzaitoyota 04-08-2006 05:28 PM

Grisly crime scene discovered on Canadian farm

Eight bodies found in vehicles



Saturday, April 8, 2006; Posted: 5:41 p.m. EDT (21:41 GMT)







SHEDDEN, Ontario (AP) -- Eight men were found dead inside several vehicles abandoned in a remote wooded area on a farmer's property Saturday.



Police were not disclosing many details about the bizarre crime scene in rural southwestern Ontario, except to say that four vehicles, including a tow truck, were involved and that the dead were all adult males.



"We're not in a position to reveal how they were murdered," Ontario Provincial Police Sgt. Dave Rektor said at a hastily assembled news conference. Rektor refused to confirm speculation that all eight had been shot to death.



Police found the bodies after a call from a property owner, who is not considered a suspect.



"We were called this morning at around 8:30 a.m. when a property owner out in a rural part of Elgin County discovered a grisly crime scene," Rektor said.



"The vehicles (were) in a wooded part of a farmer's field and at this point we've called in all our resources to investigate this homicide."

j9fd3s 04-08-2006 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='812775' date='Apr 8 2006, 03:28 PM

Grisly crime scene discovered on Canadian farm

Eight bodies found in vehicles



Saturday, April 8, 2006; Posted: 5:41 p.m. EDT (21:41 GMT)



SHEDDEN, Ontario (AP) -- Eight men were found dead inside several vehicles abandoned in a remote wooded area on a farmer's property Saturday.



Police were not disclosing many details about the bizarre crime scene in rural southwestern Ontario, except to say that four vehicles, including a tow truck, were involved and that the dead were all adult males.



"We're not in a position to reveal how they were murdered," Ontario Provincial Police Sgt. Dave Rektor said at a hastily assembled news conference. Rektor refused to confirm speculation that all eight had been shot to death.



Police found the bodies after a call from a property owner, who is not considered a suspect.



"We were called this morning at around 8:30 a.m. when a property owner out in a rural part of Elgin County discovered a grisly crime scene," Rektor said.



"The vehicles (were) in a wooded part of a farmer's field and at this point we've called in all our resources to investigate this homicide."



lets see, um 8 dead guys, plus a farmer and the cop, um [gets out slide rule]



ah,



well,



oh!



um



well according to my calculations, there are only 2 people left in elgin county, and if the farmer didnt do it, it must have been the cop.



right?

banzaitoyota 04-08-2006 07:22 PM

what about the Tim Hortens dude, the coffee dude?

TYSON 04-09-2006 01:41 AM

That's about 1/2 hour from my place! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

1988RedT2 04-09-2006 05:59 AM


Originally Posted by TYSON' post='812830' date='Apr 9 2006, 01:41 AM

That's about 1/2 hour from my place! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png



Coincidence? I think not, Mr. Suspect!

TYSON 04-09-2006 09:18 AM

What about the other 400,000 people?! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png

mr.zoom 04-09-2006 09:24 AM


Originally Posted by TYSON' post='812854' date='Apr 9 2006, 06:18 AM

What about the other 400,000 people?! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png



due to the warm weather, igloos are melting.



population now at 400,050 and counting.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

mr.zoom 04-09-2006 09:25 AM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='812794' date='Apr 8 2006, 04:22 PM

what about the Tim Hortens dude, the coffee dude?





he's busy rrrrrrrolling the rim https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

ColinRX7 04-09-2006 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by TYSON' post='812830' date='Apr 9 2006, 02:41 AM

That's about 1/2 hour from my place! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png



That's not far from me either!



That's fucked up!

ColinRX7 04-09-2006 01:34 PM

So I went down to the gas station to get some butts and this stuff was all over the front page of all the papers



http://www.torontosun.com/FrontPage/...9/1526380.html



http://www.torontosun.com/News/Canada/2006...526839-sun.html



There's alot more details there and a picture for you looksy types

ColinRX7 04-09-2006 01:38 PM

and then theres this



http://www.torontosun.com/News/Canada/2006...526842-sun.html



and then this



http://www.torontosun.com/News/Canada/2006...526843-sun.html



and this



http://www.torontosun.com/News/Canada/2006...526844-sun.html

j9fd3s 04-10-2006 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by TYSON' post='812854' date='Apr 9 2006, 07:18 AM

What about the other 400,000 people?! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png



you leave the US out of this!

j9fd3s 04-10-2006 09:46 AM


Originally Posted by ColinRX7' post='812882' date='Apr 9 2006, 10:45 AM

That's not far from me either!



That's fucked up!



we know you did it

1988RedT2 04-10-2006 12:55 PM

Now we just need to beat a confession out of him.

TYSON 04-10-2006 01:14 PM

If you're looking for a grisly crime scene on a Canadian farm.....





http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/pickton/

j9fd3s 04-10-2006 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by TYSON' post='813066' date='Apr 10 2006, 11:14 AM

If you're looking for a grisly crime scene on a Canadian farm.....

http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/pickton/



well we know from our extensive research that you should steer clear or people with pig farms.

TYSON 04-11-2006 12:02 AM

agreed

Rob x-7 04-11-2006 05:54 AM

you could replace Shedden Ontario with South Carolina and Banzai would be the suspect https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

TYSON 04-11-2006 03:44 PM

They've made 5 arrests including a local biker that lives minutes from where they were found. His house has signs that it went down there.





It was an internal housecleaning for the Banditos biker gang.

banzaitoyota 04-12-2006 12:22 PM

Banzai dont need no stinking pigs to dispose of the evidence...

j9fd3s 04-12-2006 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='813467' date='Apr 12 2006, 10:22 AM

Banzai dont need no stinking pigs to dispose of the evidence...



so thats what that slide throttle is for! its a jujitsu move!

banzaitoyota 04-13-2006 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='813605' date='Apr 12 2006, 10:10 PM

so thats what that slide throttle is for! its a jujitsu move!





BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

jwteknix 04-14-2006 11:11 AM

wow canadians are crazy

j9fd3s 04-15-2006 10:47 AM


Originally Posted by jwteknix' post='813898' date='Apr 14 2006, 09:11 AM

wow canadians are crazy



they do a lot of "snow"


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