I landed some hud housing contracts to keep the boys busy painting while we were kinda slow, usually we do commercial/light industrial but beggars can't be choosers in this economy right?. Afterwords I had to walk the site(s) and get footage to make a paint order and whatnot.



Now I don't know how familiar ppl are with these types of houses (state owned basically) but, most of them had been repaired to correct water damage, dry rot, and the like... But what they didn't correct was the infestation of roaches. Every one of them had roaches, HUGE roaches. Most of them would run when you hit the lights but some of them didn't, So... I deceided I would stomp on them w/ my size 11 Danners.



The sons of bitches dont die man, they just hiss at you, after a couple of minutes I must have looked like some side show freak going full goose bozo impersonating that lord of the dance faeg, I had to get out of there, I was afraid one of them was gonna mug me! I'm going back tomorrow with a 12 guage!

cockroches were the first thing alive on an island after they did nuclear bomb testing on it.

the roaches out in hawaii fly, now that **** will scare the hell out of you when u half asleep walking down the hall to the bathroom and a roach flys and lands on you.....wake u up real quick

They tested roaches in a lab in Maryland, when they were done exposing the roaches to nuclear waste and the like, they poisened them and through them in the garbage. Within 1 year the town was over ran with radioactive roaches, that were resistant to pretty much everything.



So yea, they will survive a nuclear blast LOL and more.

bwahahahahahaha!!!! at least the radioactive ones didnt fly!

i heard scorpions are like that too saw something on discovery channel they showed them freezing them and thawing them out and sticking them in ovens... it was great

flying roaches? you're shittin me! Imma go hurl now.

Watch your tail Shredder! Because teh Teenage Mutant Ninja Roaches are coming for you!







I didn't infringe any copyrights with that did I?

we have flying roaches here, no lie. and they're by no means small. bug man says they're "asian," and like mulch. therefore you need to keep leaves and such from accumulating on the sides of the house.

The Mossberg 5's are your friend LOL.